Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, if I did then Itcahi and Deidara would't have died.

Summary: When is enough really enough? When your husband doesn't turn up for dates? When he cares about his career more than you? Nauto thought the same as he looked at his empty wardrobe. "I'm sorry Sasuke" were the last words he said to his lover.

A/N: Ok so I finally thought I'd put my below average writing skills to the test. Review and tell me what you thing guys! :)

Warnings: Swearing, depression and yaoi. Not Beta'd either.

If you flame then expect me to bite back twice as hard.


Beep Beep Beep

Naruto groaned and punched the obnoxious device that was disturbing his beauty sleep. Normal people call them an alarm clock, Naruto however refer to them as demons. Evil little minions sent from below by Satan himself to wake people when they're having the most pleasant dreams. He rolled on his side hoping to look up
and find his dark haired husband instead he found nothing but an empty space and a note written in elegant joined up writing. It read:

'Moron, I got called in early again. I'm sorry I'll make it up to you tonight by taking you to your favourite restaurant.

-Love Sasuke'

Naruto groaned for the second time that morning. Not only did the bastard leave him to wake up alone but he also had the nerve to make him read in the morning!
Two things that cetainly didn't float Naruto Uzumaki's boat. Still, if Sasuke was willing to take him to his favourite restaurant for ramen then he supposed he could let it
slide. Just this once.

'Well the jerk isn't getting any tonight' Naruto thought. Grinning evily to himself he reluctantly got out of bed and dragged his feet over to the bathroom to take
a shower.

After he deemed himself clean enough Naruto pulled on a pair of cargo shorts and a plain black top before walking into the kitchen to fix himself something delicious
to eat. Which was usually just ready made ramen since he and Sasuke had a cupboard full of it much to Sasuke's dismay.

Naruto sighed contently about to tuck into his favourite food as his phone started ring, scaring the living daylights out of him and making him spill all of his ramen
on his brand new shorts.

"This better be pretty fucking important Sasuke! I just got a third degree burn all over little Naruto!" He shouted into the device.

Sasuke on the other hand just held his phone away from his ear calmly so he didn't lose his sense of hearing and waited for his lover to finish his little rant.

"Hn, you finished moron?" Sasuke asked in his usual mono-tone voice, resting his mobile against his ear again hen the idiot had finally shut up.

"Eh? Don't be such a bastard to your husband! You're not getting laid ever again!" The blond carried on screaming a small pout forming on his lips. Apparently he still hadn't shut up with his stupid rants.

"Dobe, if I don't get laid then that also means that you won't get laid. So we know that's just an empty threat. Plus, you love it when I moan your name as you
thrust your dick into me hard and fa-"

"Shut the fuck up Teme! I'm not in the mood for phone sex, I'm pissed that you left me to wake up on my own! You know how much I love morning snuggles with
Sasuke.." There's two words you never thought you'd hear in the same sentence; Snuggles and Sasuke.

"Sorry, I left a note though. I really didn't have a choice, I had to come in." Sasuke answered with a sigh, the guilt finally setting in.

"It's alright baby, I just wish you didn't have to go in so early I miss you." Sasuke felt his heart tighten at the words. It was no secret that with his new job
their relationship was shaky at best and with all of the rumors going around that Sasuke was getting it off other men Naruto was getting more and more paranoid with passing day. Whenever Sasuke went on a business trip Naruto would call and text him on the hour to make sure he was fine. But Sasuke really knew that he was checking up on him to see if he was with another man which really was just preposterous.

"Well I was originally calling to tell you that I left my lunch, do you think that you could bring it to the office?" Naruto looked around the kitchen trying to find Sasuke's lunch but he couldn't actually find it. Then the true meaning behind Sasuke's words finally sunk in.

"Aww! You're buying me lunch and dinner? You're the best husband ever! I love you so much baby!" He delared, grinning like a fox before running into his bedroom to
pull on another pair of cargo shorts and his sneakers.

"Whatever, just stop shouting down the phone."

"I'll be outside your building soon.. I love you baby" Naruto said, almost hesitant. Truth be told he was started to doubt that his husband harboured any feelings
towards hims, especially with all of these rumours and the constant arguments they kept having.

"I love you too moron" Naruto grinned as he hung up the phone, pulled on his leather jacket and bolted out the door to his and Sasuke's black BMW.


As he pulled up Sasuke jumped into the passengers seat and gave him a brief kiss before the blond smiled and drove off to his destination.

"How's your day been so far?" The whiskered man asked, taking his lover's hand and pressing a kiss to pale, delicate fingers.

"It's been ok but I'd prefer not to ruin it by having my car towed. Concentrate on the road." The raven replied entwining his fingers with Naruto's larger ones.

"Hey I'm an awesome dirver!"

"The fact that we've bought 4 cars since we got to together begs to differ." He said coldly, he came to love every one of the cars like a child but Naruto seemed
to lack the attention span a diver needs.

They drove in silence to the restaurant, it was nothing fancy just a decent place for a sandwich since Sasuke didn't have much time for lunch. When they arrived
Sasuke sat at the table while Naruto went to the counter.

"A BLT on wholemeal and I'll have a.. Tuna salad on a bagette please pretty lady!" Naruto beamed at the woman behind the counter. Sasuke could hear Naruto's
flirting from his table. He knew that his lover wasn't actually flirting, just being his usual charming self. He smiled a rare tiny smile as he remembered when
Naruto proposed to him.


Sasuke walked into their apartment after a hard day of work and loosened his tie while kicking off his shoes and looking around the room. He was very, very confused to say the least. Their large apartment was dark a few candles supplying a small amount of light in the living room and kitchen.

"Hey Baby, you look tired. Why don't you sit down and let me take are of you tonight." Naruto said, walking up to boyfriend placing a small kiss on soft lips. He took a pale hand into his own and guided Sasuke to the kitchen where he made him sit at the table.

"Moron, what's all this for?" Sasuke asked, watching as Naruto plated up a lasagne and set the plate down in front of him.

"Well, I was thinking that since you're leaving your job soon I should cook you a nice meal and we can have a nice quiet night in." He answered sitting opposite his lover who was already eating his food. Italian food always went down well with Sasuke.

"Naruto, I'm not in the mood for sex." Sasuke retorted, he really wasn't after the stressful day he had.

First his secretary was late and to make things worse she forgot some important documents and had to drive back home to get them. When she came back she had the nerve to kiss Sasuke! Actualy kiss him! Full on as well, pushing her breasts up against him and queezing his butt. He fired her without a second thought. However coming home and seeing his moron make an effort to cheer him up really did make a huge difference.

Naruto smiled lovingly at is boyfriend which actually caught Sasuke off guard for a moment.

"Sasuke, I don't care if you want to have sex or not believe it or not that's not what a relationship is all about. It's about showing your significant other that you love them" Naruto reached over the table a took Sasuke's hand gently, looking into his eyes.

"I love you Sasuke, I don't think I could ever love anyone else. You're like the ying to my yang and I don't ever want to lose you."

Sasuke was taken aback by the sudden confession and smiled softly. "I love you too moron."

Then Naruto moved around so he was stood in front of the 19 year old's chair and leaned down to kiss him softly, the kiss was egearly returned but he pulled away before his love could take it further and start to get his tongue invovled. Taking a deep breath Naruto slowly kneeled down so he was on one knee in front of Sasuke and he took his small left hand into his own.

"N-Naruto?" Sasuke stuttered, which he never really did but considering hiss boyfriend looked like he was about to pop the question his heart was racing and he couldn't even think straight.

Naruto reached into his pocket and pulled out a white gold engagement ring with a diamond encrusted on it, it once belonged to his mother and he vowed that he
would only ever give it to the love of his life which he was about to do. He looked uo into Sasuke's eyes and swallowed.

"Uchiha Sasuke, my best friend and the love of my life. Will you marry me?" Naruto didn't even get a time to react before Sasuke threw himself into his arms and buried his face into the tanned neck.

Naruto blinked and wrapped an arm around the small waist, still holding the ring with his other hand.

"So is that a Yes?" He asked.

"Of course it's a yes you moron!" Sasuke replied before pulling away, kneeling in front of his blond and holding out his left hand. He actually started to tear up for the first time in years as Naruto slipped the ring onto his finger.


Naruto frowned as he sat in a chair oppsite Sasuke, placing the sandwich in front of the raven. "Babe are you ok? You spaced out for a moment there"

Sasuke smiled at him, a real loving smile. "I'm just thinking about the night you proposed."

Naruto chuckled and took a bite out of his lunch, remembering how nervous he was that night.

"Yeah, I didn't expect you to say yes to be honest. That was what, 2 years ago?" He confessed before grinning. Sasuke grimaced.

"Why did you get tuna? You know I hate it and now I won't be able to kiss you until I know that you've thoroughly cleaned your teeth."

"Prissy bastard" Naruto smiled.

After they ate their lunch Naruto drove Sasuke back to work and gave him a peck on the cheek as he left to go his brother's and spend some quality time with Kyuubi
before his date with his husband.

"Nii-Chan!"He called enthusiastically as he entered the apartment only to be greeted with a grunt which came from the kitchen. He chuckled and went into the kitchen
to find his red headed brother making himself his coffee. He was taller than Naruto and more muscular, his biceps showing through the white T-shirt he wore that hugged his chest tightly.

"Shut up kid I had a rough night" He replied, groaning ad banging his head against the cabinet, making his hangover worse. Much, much worse.

"Ahh! You shouldn't be drinking when you've got work! Your boss will kill you!" He shouted and just as he finished said boss walked into the kitchen to join the
party, pulling his top on and stopping as he noticed that he and his employe weren't alone. Not wanting to be rude he nodded to the blond who was about an inch
or so smaller than himself.

"Naruto." The man said acknowledging the blond's presence. Naruto's mouth widened in shock as he gawked at the visitor.

"I-Itachi? Please don't tell me you slept with Nii-chan! Oh my god it's the apocolypse!" Naruto whined loudly as his brother punched his arm lightly.

"How did you get married before me?" Kyuubi wondered loudly. Naruto was 6 years younger than him! And not to mention much louder.

"Because everytime you have a relationship you ruin it by sleeping around!" Naruto retorted.

"Don't shout at me! It's not my fault the only ass you fucked was Uchiha's!"

"Whatver! Sasuke is so amazing that he adds up to about a billion people!"

"Oh really? Well when I walked in your apartment he wasn't being too loud!"

"You arrived in the morning! He's more vocal at night!"

"Can you two stop talking about my little brother?" Itachi said coldly, glaring at his brother in law and his most recent conquest.

Kyuubi then smirked evily and somewhat proudly, wrapping an arm around Itachi's waist which didn't really see that appreciated as Itachi completely ignored the
arm and sipped at his coffee. However he didn't ignore it when Kyuubi started to kiss his neck and instead of moaning and bending over like that red head would
want he pushed him away, earning a glare from Kyuubi and a chuckle from Naruto.

"Whatever, I'll just go and find someone else if last night really was a 'One time thing' like you said." Naruto looked at his watch and smiled before hugging Kyuubi and awkwardly waving at his brother in law.

"Got a date with my wonderful husband, see you guys later." Naruto said happily, skipping out of the apartment. When he was gone Kyuubi turned back to Itachi and
sighed.

"Maybe you should get going Uchiha, I'll make sure Naruto keeps our secret quiet." The older Uchiha just smirked and surprisingly kissed Kyuubi, slipping a piece of paper into his pocket and pulling on his jacket.

"Call me if you want a fuck." And with that the raven left. Leaving a very confused and very horny Kyuubi. Fuck his boss was sexy when he smirked.


Naruto was pissed. No he was beyond pissed. Here he was stood outside the restaurant where he had been waiting for well over an hour for that bastard. He couldn't just go home because the next bus wasn't for half an hour and he left the car at home so Sasuke had a way to get there considering the prissy arse wouldn't get on the bus. So he decided that he should just wait and if his husband wasn't there within half an hour he was going home.

It was that resolve that got him were he was now. Walking up to his apartment alone. He sighed and unlocked the door only to see a head of dark hair sticking up from the arm chair. He cleared his throat to get Sasuke's attention.

When the raven walked up to hug him and welcome him home, he didn't return the hug. When he leaned up to kiss him he stayed still. When he asked what was wrong he pushed him away and walked into the kitchen and without a second thought Sasuke followed.

"Moron what's wrong?" Sasuke asked.

"Well let me think.. I wake up to find you gone, as always, then you promise to make it up to me and taking me out for dinner." Sasuke's eyes widened at that.

"Oh shit"

"Yes 'Oh shit' I was waiting for ages Sasuke and you didn't even has the courtesy to call! I keep on burying my head in the sand but I can't anymore Sasuke, our marriage is a wreck." Sasuke teared up and he tried to take Naruto's hand but instead the blond just pulled it away.

"No more Sasuke, either you sort yourself out or I'm gone." Naruto replied sadly. He cupped Sasuke's cheek and looked into his eyes seeing nothing but sadness and regret in the black orbs.

"Sasuke, I love you but I can't keep living like this. It's not good for any of us." Sasuke didn't say anything he just stopped there shell shocked as Naruto grabbed his house keys and walked out of the house to find the nearest bar.


Eepp! I'm so nervous about putting this up! Let me know what you guys think and if I should continue :)

-Luna