What happens when the Titan Girls get sent to jail for murder. Let see what happened and why they did it in music. Here is the Disclaimer. Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans and "Cell Block Tango" by Catherine Jones, Susan Misner, Deidre Goodwin. So down below is who took the part of the people who sang this. This is also the English version.
Liz: Jinx
Annie: Terra
June: Bumble Bee
Hunyak: Starfire
Velma: Raven
Mona: Cheshire
It was music night at the western jail Jump City. First up were six girls, but not just any girls, the Teen Titan girls. Anybody would wonder why they were here and where the boys were at. The girls stepped up on the stage and got in front of one of the microphones on the stage. The music began to play as they began to sing.
Jinx
Pop
Terra
Six
Bumble Bee
Squish
Starfire
Uh uh
Raven
Cicero
Cheshire
Lipschitz
Jinx
Pop
Terra
Six
Bumble
Bee
Squish
Starfire
Uh
uh
Raven
Cicero
Cheshire
Lipschitz!
ANNOUNCER
And
now the six merry murderesses of the Jump County jail in their
redemption of "The Cell Block Tango."
Jinx
Pop
Terra
Six
Bumble
Bee
Squish
Starfire
Uh
uh
Raven
Cicero
Cheshire
Lipschitz!
ALL
He
had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If
you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Raven
I betcha you would have done the same!
Jinx
Pop
Terra
Six
Bumble Bee
Squish
Starfire
Uh
uh
Raven
Cicero
Cheshire
Lipschitz!
Jinx
You
know how people
have these little habits
That get you down.
Like Kid Flash.
Kid Flash liked to chew gum.
No,
not chew. POP. So I came home this one day,
And I am really
irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Kid
Flash layin
on
the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'.
So, I said to him,
I said, "You pop that
gum one more
time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the
wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his
head.
ALL
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only
had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have
heard it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!
Terra
I met Beast Boy from Jump City about two years ago and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away. Then we started living together. He'd go to work, come home, I'd fix him a drink and have a dinner. And then I found out,
"Single"
he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he married
...oh,
no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons, you know. So
that
night, when he came home, I fixed him
his drink as
usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their
arsenic.
ALL
He had it coming
He had it coming
He
took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he
abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
Bumble Bee
Now,
I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for
dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband
Cyborg,
in
a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he
says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been
screwin the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He
ran into my knife ten times!
ALL
If you'd have been
there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the
same!
Starfire
What
I am doing here? They say,
that the famous lakem kept down my
husband and I chopped off his head, But this is not true. I am
guiltless. I don't know why Uncle Galfore told the police I did it.
I tried to explain at the police station, but they didn't understand me….
Raven
Yeah but did you do it?
Starfire
Uh uh not guilty
Raven
My
sister, Veronica and
I did this double act
and my husband,
Malchoir
used
to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in our act,
we
did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a
row
One,two,three,four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back
flips,flip flops, one right after the other.
So this one night
before the show we're down at the hotel Cicero,the three of
us,boozin', havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice, so I go out
to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Veronica
and
Malchior doing number seventeen, the spread eagle
Well
I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't
remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing
the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
Raven
They
had it coming
GIRLS
They had it coming
Raven
They
had it coming
GIRLS
They had it coming
Raven
They
had it coming all along
GIRLS
They had it coming all along
Raven
I
didn't do it
GIRLS
She didn't do it
Raven
But
if I done it
GIRLS
But if she done it
Raven
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Raven
They
had it coming
GIRLS
They had it coming
Raven
They
had it coming
GIRLS
They had it coming
Raven
They
had it coming
GIRLS
They took a flower
Raven
All
along
GIRLS
In its prime
Raven
I
didn't do it
GIRLS
And then they used it
Raven
But
if I'd done it,
How could you tell me that I was
wrong?
Cheshire
I loved Speedy Lipschitz
more
than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic
guy...
sensitive... a painter.
But he was always trying
to
find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and
on the way
he found Blackfire,
Argent,
Pantha and Aqualad.
I
guess you can say we broke
up because of artistic differences.
He
saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.
ALL
The dirty
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Raven, Starfire, and Cheshire
They
had it comin'
Jinx, Terra, and Bumble Bee
They had it
comin'
Raven, Starfire, and Cheshire
They had it
comin'
Jinx, Terra, and Bumble Bee
They had it comin'
Raven,
Starfire, and Cheshire
They had it comin'
Jinx, Terra, and
Bumble Bee
They had it comin'
Raven, Starfire, and
Cheshire
All along
Jinx, Terra, and Bumble Bee
All
along
Raven, Starfire, and Cheshire
'Cause if they used
us
Jinx, Terra, and Bumble Bee
'Cause if they used us
Raven,
Starfire, and Cheshire
And they abused us
Jinx, Terra, and
Bumble Bee
And they abused us
ALL
How could you tell us
that we were wrong?
Raven, Starfire, and Cheshire
He had
it coming
Jinx, Terra, and Bumble Bee
He had it
coming
Raven, Starfire, and Cheshire
He only had himself to
blame.
Jinx, Terra, and Bumble Bee
He only had himself to
blame.
Raven, Starfire, and Cheshire
If you'd have been
there
Jinx, Terra, and Bumble Bee
If you'd have been
there
Raven, Starfire, and Cheshire
If you'd have seen
it
Jinx, Terra, and Bumble Bee
If
you'd have seen it
ALL
I betcha you would have done the
same!
Jinx
You
pop that gum one more time!
Terra
Single
my ass.
Bumble Bee
Ten
times!
Starfire
I
don't know why Uncle Galfore told the police I did it.
Raven
Number seventeen the spread eagle.
Cheshire
Artistic differences.
Jinx
Pop
Terra
Six
Bumble
Bee
Squish
Starfire
Uh
uh
Raven
Cicero
Cheshire
Lipschitz
The lights shut off as they finished and clapping could be heard as the doors of the jail were closed.
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Okay this was my longest one shot. The reason I used Aqualad on where Speedy met was because on the song he met a guy and I had to use one so I decided to use Speedy. Here were the couples. Jinx/Kid Flash, Terra/Beast Boy, Bumble Bee/Cyborg, Starfire/Robin, Raven/Malchior, and Cheshire/Speedy. I'm not a Beast Boy/Terra fan, but I had to use them together to make it work out. Please review and thanks!!