DISCLAIMER- I don't own Voyager or Aqua, who supplied the song, which I don't own either. So there.

I wrote this 5 years ago as a sad little individual on 17th April 1998 so... erm... sorry!!!

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Captain Girl (to the tune of Aqua's Barbie Girl, which, as I recall, was rather popular at the time)

Chakotay- Hey, Kathryn, wanna go for a shuttle ride?
Kathy- Yeah, sure!
Chakotay- Jump in!

Kath-
I'm a Captain girl
In a Captain's worrrrrrrrld
Life on a star-ship
It's fantastic!
We can fly over there
Shoot Kazon every wherrrrrrrre
Space exploration
We're top of the nation!

Chakotay-
Come on Kathryn, Borg's got K-im


Kath-
I'm a Captain girl
In a Captain's worrrrrrrrld
Life on a star-ship
It's fantastic!
We can fly over there
Shoot Kazon every wherrrrrrrre
Space exploration
We're top of the nation!


I'm a blond Captain girl
In a Ca-ptain's world
I'm in charge
I'm the boss
They all lis-ten

Chakotay-
Janeway chum ***********REVISE TO NEELIX?????***********
Where's your mum
Think we lost her in space
She's not here
She's not there
Let's go par-ty!

Kath-
At warp 9
We can zoom
But it'll take, 75years to get ho-me
O-oh!

I'm a Captain girl
In a Captain's worrrrrrrrld
Life on a star-ship
It's fantastic!
We can fly over there
Shoot Kazon every wherrrrrrrre
Space exploration
We're top of the nation!

Chakotay-
Come on Kathryn, Borg's got K-im
Kath-
Ah, ah, ah, ye-ah!

Chakotay-
Come on Kathryn, Borg's got K-im
Kath-
O-oh! O-oh!

Chakotay-
Come on Kathryn, Borg's got K-im
Kath-
Ah, ah, ah, ye-ah!

Chakotay-
Come on Kathryn, Borg's got K-im
Kath-
O-oh! O-oh!

We're so cool
We're so top
Do what-ever we please
We've seen black holes and stars
We've seen balls stuck in trees

Chakotay-
Come jump in, Kathryn friend
We've got Ka-zon to shoot
Got torpedos, and black holes
Let's play snooker!

Kath-
At warp 9
We can zoom
But it'll take, 75years to get ho-me
At warp 9
We can zoom
But it'll take, 75years to get ho-me
O-oh!

Chakotay-
Come on Kathryn, Borg's got K-im
Kath-
Ah, ah, ah, ye-ah!

Chakotay-
Come on Kathryn, Borg's got K-im
Kath-
O-oh! O-oh!

Chakotay-
Come on Kathryn, Borg's got K-im
Kath-
Ah, ah, ah, ye-ah!

Chakotay-
Come on Kathryn, Borg's got K-im
Kath-
O-oh! O-oh!


I'm a Captain girl
In a Captain's worrrrrrrrld
Life on a star-ship
It's fantastic!
We can fly over there
Shoot Kazon every wherrrrrrrre
Space exploration
We're top of the nation!
I'm a Captain girl
In a Captain's worrrrrrrrld
Life on a star-ship
It's fantastic!
We can fly over there
Shoot Kazon every wherrrrrrrre
Space exploration
We're top of the nation!

Chakotay-
Come on Kathryn, Borg's got K-im
Kath-
Ah, ah, ah, ye-ah!

Chakotay-
Come on Kathryn, Borg's got K-im
Kath-
O-oh! O-oh!

Chakotay-
Come on Kathryn, Borg's got K-im
Kath-
Ah, ah, ah, ye-ah!

Chakotay-
Come on Kathryn, Borg's got K-im
Kath-
O-oh! O-oh!

Kath- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Chak- Well Kath, we're just getting started!
Kath- Oh, I love you, Chaky!
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I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE SAPPINESS OF THIS ENDING