Part one: Elizabeth is on the crossing to England when she meets Will

Elizabeth : (comes across unconscious body of Will and sees his shiny necklace)

Will: (strives to lay unconscious despite the feeling of being 'watched')

Elizabeth: (Stares at the medallion googly-eyed) I must have it! (Steals necklace)

Part two : Ten years lapse during which Elizabeth transforms into a beautiful young woman and Will becomes a blacksmith.

One night….

Elizabeth: (reminisces on the crossing and gets infatuated with Will)

Meanwhile, not far away from port royal, Captain Jack Sparrow struggles to keep himself afloat on a holy boat…

Jack: Stupid holy boat! (curses under breath while heaving buckets of water from boat to ocean.)

Somehow, the 'stupid holy boat' manages not to sink until the moment when Jack steps on the docks. Coincidence or not?

Guy dressed in pompous clothes: You there!

Jack : (turns around and tries to act nonchalant

Guy dressed in pompous clothes: two shillings to tie your boat! And wot's your name?

Jack: (smolders his eyes) Let's say we forget the name and I give ye three shillings eh?

Guy dressed in pompous clothes: (tries to look offended at the remark, but come on, we all know guys dressed in pompous clothes are hungry for money!) hmph!

Jack : (Guy dressed in pompous clothes turns around and Jack steals his coin purse) SUCKER!

Part 3: The part where commodore Norrington (summarized to commodore N. ) asks Elizabeth to marry him

Commodore N. : Oh Elizabeth, I have known you for a long time and-

Elizabeth : Oh cut the crap and get to the point!

Commodore N. : If that is what you wish, then will you-

Elizabeth : (Realizes that there are rocks below the place they are standing and knows that it won't do)

Commodore! Let us stand here (walks further along the battlements) where there aren't any

rocks below so that I won't kill myself when I faint and fall. Yes, you were saying?

Commodore N.: Elizabeth, will you-

At this point, Elizabeth faints and falls into the ocean below.

Commodore N. : ELIZABETH!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, Jack is talking to two soldiers when he notices Elizabeth fall.

Jack : (Remembers that it was his cue and rolls up his sleeves, ready to dive)

Aren't you going to dive and rescue her you white-faced lilly-livered soldiers?

Soldier 1: We can't swim!

Jack : Well I can and I will!

Jack dives in.

Part four: Jack rescues Elizabeth and brings her to the platform

Navy man 1: She can't breathe!

Jack : (rips open her corset while the navy men watch bewildered)

Clearly you've never been to Mongolia!

Navy man 2: Isn't it Singapore!?

Jack : …..

Navy men: ……

Commodore N. : Seize him!!!

Elizabeth : (remarkably recovers her strength at the sight of a roguish pirate) Do you really intend to kill my hero, um I mean rescuer!!??

Jack : Effects please!

Elizabeth hands them over

Jack: One second please! Some of me eyeliner's rubbed off! (Jack reaches into his pocket and produces an eyeliner which he applies to his eyes) Alright then! Where were we?

Elizabeth : Threatening me.

Jack : Yes, sticks and stones luv, I save your life, you save mine! We're rectangle!

Elizabteh : Um, Jack, You supposed to say "We're Square!"

Jack: ……

Navy men: …….

Navy man 1: She's right, a square has four equal sides where as a recta-

Commodore N. : Enough! Seize him! Open fire! Huzzah!

Jack : (Gracefully swings over rope just in time, missing any shots)