Bookstore

Since the seventh book came out today (and I finished it three times by 11 o' clock AM XP) I decided that a dedicated fanfic would be necessary. And that's why ... I'm writing a Prince of Tennis fanfic. xD

Nope, don't own PoT or any of the characters. Don't own Harry Potter either, but I really really wish I did. xD

Bookstore x 300 words x In honour of the seventh book! xD

Atobe decided that after his previous rout with Ryoma about Harry Potter, that he would read the book so he could relate to Ryoma's love of the ... common book.

He decided that since he was Atobe Keigo, the rich, brilliant, and amazing diva, he only needed to read the seventh book.

So he got Kabaji to get it for him at midnight, and started to read.

But Atobe, being Atobe, went online to look for all the character death pages, and only read those ones. And obviously, he read the outcome as well.

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'Oi! Ryoma!' Atobe had found Ryoma at the bookstore, reading his newly bought book.

Ryoma didn't answer, but he gave a slight nod. His eyes didn't trail off the page.

Atobe, noticing this rude welcome, frowned. 'Why don't you just stop reading and listen to ore-sama instead?'

Ryoma's eyes didn't budge, his eyes still moving across the rows of English text. Atobe stared at the offending Harry Potter book that seemed to be openly mocking him. Atobe looked around the bookstore, and saw a rather large group of people staring at him mutinously, with Deathly Hallows in hand.

Atobe forged forward. 'You don't have to bother reading. I'll just tell you what happens.'

As Atobe said this, he felt an ominous presence around him, and noticed that the other readers all looked murderous. Ryoma didn't move, still reading at a rapid pace.

Atobe pointed at a character's name on Ryoma's page, and said in a clear voice, that was definitely audible to the people around them, 'He dies.'

Ryoma suddenly got up, and used his book to smack Atobe in the face. Ryoma nodded at the cheering from the other people, and left the bookstore.

Atobe decided at that point that he absolutely hated Harry Potter. x owari

x omake

Atobe stared at the angry readers around him.

'You spoiled the book for that guy!'

'You heartless person!'

'I bet he never speaks to you again!'

Atobe continued to stare. 'It's not that big of a deal.'

All of them shouted at once, 'NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL?'

Atobe replied, 'I just said that this character, named-'

Atobe felt a handkerchief being put to his mouth, and subsequently fainted. Everyone applauded.

'Good job with that chloroform, Fuji.'

Fuji Syusuke smiled, and replied, 'Thank you, Oshitari. And what do we do now with his body?'

Atobe awoke to find himself dressed up as a Death Eater on the rooftop of the bookstore.

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And how was it? Flames welcomed, concrit adored. Please review! ...And yes, this was crack. -awinchan