Shit, man. What the hell was going on? What the hell was this stupid space ferret doing in front of him? Sam was currently dead and there was a fuckin' alien in front of him asking if he wanted to become a magical girl. Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Dean thought about it for a minute. "So, what's in it for me?" Dean asked Kyubey, frowning. "You get a wish!" The asshole ferret said with a smile on his face. Goddamn, that kawaii desu neko face was terrifying. "A wish? Can I wish for Sam to come back?" He asked, still frowning. "Yes! Yes, you can!" Kyubey replied, licking a paw. "Well, then that's what I want to do. I wanna bring Sam back."
Just like that, Dean became a magical girl and Sam was revived. Suddenly, a witch appeared. WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? He was also in a dress similar to Madoka's, though it was a bit longer and plaid colored. Damn, it was ugly as shit. Why'd he even have to wear a dress? Oh, yeah- he was fucking MAGICAL GIRL now. Oh, shhhiiiiiit man, this witch was also ugly. Uglier than ugly. The witch made a weird noise that sounded like a . . . . roar? Fuck, he didn't know.
Sam was watching Dean. Was he in a dress? Yeah, he was in a dress. He couldn't help but laugh at Dean, which pissed Dean off big time. SAM WAS GOING DOWN WHEN HE WAS DONE WITH THIS PIECE OF SHIT WITCH. Sadly, the witch killed Dean and that was the end. BEING MEGUCA IS SUFFERING. HAHA BITCH.