Volvo Chunks
Summary: O.m.g! Bella finally gets to ride in Edwards Volvo and what I mean by ride, I mean get behind the wheel but when she loses control and Edward pretty shiny Volvo get crushed how did he react.(Not in a good way if you're wondering.)To notify you this is what happens after breaking dawn when Bella starts learning how to drive fast. Warning: I am a twilight fan myself so I feel very stupid for writing this. Sorries! I might make more though I don't know why it's just fun.
Characters:
Bella: The drunken dummy who messes up her boyfriend's car.
Edward: The angry abusive sexy-dude who sparkles.
Jacob: The sarcastic dumb zz who gets on everyone's nerves.
Emmett: Same as Jacob.
Rosalie: The perky blonde who is about to get bitch slapped.
Esme: The very nice lady who finally gets mad for once!
Carlisle: The doc who has compassion or whatever.
Renesesme: The child of Edward and Bella and the one who has real since.
Jasper: Constipated dude.
Alice: Shopaholic
(At the Cullen's house)
Edward: Bella close your eyes.
Bella: Why?
(Edward waits impatiently)
Bella: Fine. *Bella closes I eyes*
Edward: Okay hold my hand *Edward holds out hand Bella grabs it*
Edward:*Sarcastically* Try not to fall.
Bella: Ha!
(Bella and Edward go outside, Edward tells Bella to open eyes.)
Edward: Surprise! *Edward points to his Volvo*
Bella: Your Volvo is the surprise?
Edward: Yep, cool huh?
Bella: W.T.F?! Edward I thought it was going to be something I didn't see.
Edward: You see it but did you ever drive it? *Edward winks*
Bella: Your serious I can really drive it?
Edward: Yes you can love.
Bella:*Smiles then kisses him* Thanks baby, this is so cool and I need to practice my speed.
(Bella gets into car and Edward watches her drive away meanwhile Jasper plays chess with Emmett)
Emmett: W.T.F I should have had check mate!
Jasper: Don't hate because I can play chess better then you.
Emmett: Yeah right, you might have won one game but I'm going to win the others.
*Edwards enters"
Edward: You would have one if you wasn't so concentrated on screwing Rosalie.
Emmett: *Grimaces* that reminds Me.*Emmett runs up the stairs*
Edward: Horny cow.
Jasper: As much as you and Bella get it on, you can't be talking.
*Alice enters*
Alice: Edward I had a vision, Bella going to crash your Volvo.
*Edward laughs*
Edward: Yeah right, Bella should be driving home right now.
Alice: More like walking.
Edward: Whatever Alice
(Edward goes back outside and Bella walks up to him)
Edward: Where's the car?
Bella: About that, ummm it squashed against a tree.
Edward: *Edward screams* what!!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued…………………