I have been trying to find the right words to help put this all in order, but it seems like everything I come up with just falls flat. I have been wondering if the choices I have been making have been the right ones or the wrong ones.

I know most typical stories, be it romance, adventure, or even have some disastrous start, a summary as to what is happening or whats going to happen. So I guess you can say this is mine. Not a very good one, I know. But it is the best I can give you right now.

Best place too start would be well, the start I guess if I'm going to be typical about it. About three maybe four years ago something big happened, and when I say big, I mean monstrous. In every sense of the word. Mount Ebott, a place that seemed to be completely deserted and just your typical mountain, turned out to be so much more.

An underground realm housed by actual 'monsters' took the whole world by storm. I would very much like go and say everything was… lollipops and sunshine when they surfaced, but, if you watched the news or even read those little articles on Facebook, you know how cruel people can be.

But, that would also mean you know how kind people can be, how loving and generous they could be. Either way, again this was four years ago. Would instead not talk about that right now, but don't worry, I'll get to it later.

I met them two years ago, so kind, and loving, funny, tall, like tall, but the best couple of monsters you could ever meet. A couple of skeleton brothers, Papyrus, despite being the younger brother, you wouldn't be able to tell with how bloody tall this cinnamon bun is. But he is, I meet Pap first actually. I still laugh when I think about it. And get a little grumpy.

"AHHHH! PLEASE! IM NOT READY TOO DIE YET!"

I stood in the cereal aisle trying to find the lucky charms when I heard this yell, I panicked a little thinking 'Oh god someone is seriously trying to rob a groceries store?!' I took a small peek around the corner and couldn't help but chuckle when I saw them.

"Silly human, I don't want your life! I just want the pasta sauce!"

I slowly made my way over to the tall creature with a basket on my arm and a grin on my face. From the back he was a very tall, slender person, first glance if it were a quick one, you would think it was death or Slender man. Probably why that poor man freaked out.

I walked till I stood next too slender and looked between the two. Just to discover the Slender man is a skeleton. He was probably 7'3 maybe 7'2, that's like Eiffel tower tall to my 5'8.

"There anything I can help you with hun?"

The two of them looked at me, skelly brightened right up to say something, but the human beat him to it.

"Please! Help! Get this, this THING away from me!"

Skelly's face dropped. And this man was one of those people anyone working in customer service use to practice 'the look,' the one that's pretty close to the 'mom' look and the 'no nonce' look. Its funny to see people shrink back into them self when you give them this look. Good god.

"Umm… okie, come on hun I'll help you find your sauce."

"Why thank you, Miss Human!" That happy smile, how it was possible for him to do it, I don't know, still thought it was pretty neat.

Poor thing, I wasn't sure how long he had been on the surface. I could only guess he was still adjusting the everything. Hell, I lived on it for twenty-three years, and I'm still adjusting.

Papyrus had this air about him that a lot of people just brushed off, I first noticed this the second time I met him. Give off the air of innocents, but, was more then ready to strike if need be. But I could also see why Pap would try to keep up the act. The second time I met with Papyrus was my first time meeting with his brother.

Heh, an 'undead creature of hell' after my own…. soul. Papyrus and his brother are like total opposites; it is hilarious to get them going. And heartwarming to see the lengths they would go too for each other.

"Let's see, What the peach puff#2, antique white#3…. fuck ha tomato#4!"

"Miss Human! Please watch your language! There could be children nearby!"

I feel like I jumped three feet into the air at the sudden shout.

"Heh, Sorry kid, don't think Pap meant for you to jump out of your skin."

'OoOoohh noooo!'

"Oh Oh, the puns come in forms of new?"

"Please Miss, do not encourage him!"

I had to giggle at the look of distress and happiness on his face.

"Okie hun, I won't. I'm (Y/N)."

I say as I held my hand out.

"Heh heh, He is Papyrus, and I'm Sans… the skeleton."

Sans chuckled as he reached for my hand as Papyrus seemed like he was too engaged in the colour palettes even to try to answer. Then it happened, a loud sound.

"GAAAH! SANS YOU DID NOT! YOU BONEHEAD!"

"Sorry bro, but when ya gotta go, ya gotta go!"

All the while Papyrus groaned while I stood there giggling like a fool.

"Either way, it's very nice to meet you both."

Papyrus had insisted we trade number before we parted that day. And we did, as time passed we became pretty good friends. Papyrus wanted me to meet his other friends, but after everyone came to the surface, they scattered.

After things settled, from what the boys told me, Alphys got a job working with the government, with her girlfriend as her bodyguard. Sans got offered the same position apparently but chose to stay with his brother. Such a sweetie.

Torial is working with the school district, or at least trying to. She was able to get a school open for the monster's and human children alike, but they were short staff at the moment.

Sans told me they visit every once and awhile, more holidays and occasional personal visits cause Frisk missed their uncle. Before I knew it, five months had passed. And much to his displeasure, Sans became my new cuddle buddy. I developed this habit on our movie night of falling asleep on him. For a skeleton, Sans is very, comfy.

I asked Sans once if he would ever take a big government job, he said if he wasn't such a lazy bone maybe. My mistake. We had a long talk, not much detail about it. Okay, I was a little drunk when it came up. What I do remember Sans saying something about another universe, about things that shouldn't be that are, soul mates and bonds, magic.

And that's how we got into this big mess. Hi, my name is (Y/N), And I guess this is the story about how my life went from simple with two lovable skeletons, too… a bit hectic with timeline shenanigans.