Only in America
chap 1
The avatar has all the pressure in the world, but all it took was a joint, some McDonald's and stories of the white man stealing her land to make her like the rest of us. Here we all sit jamming burgers and french fries down our throat after we had just past around a joint. Lin had just gotten her welfare check so we were really having a party!
"Thank god for the fucking welfare system." Mako said then snorts a line of coke.
"Yeah just remember it's my welfare, K?" Lin says.
"I bet we could get more, money if one of us gets really fat." Asami says, "Obesity is like a disease now isn't it?"
"I feel no shame in abusing the system, the white man took my land." Korra said. Her hair was tied in braids and she wore traditional native American clothes.
Bolin shoved the rest of his cheeseburger down his hungry gullet and poked one of Asami's boobs. "Asami the fuck you need money for, you had enough to get them big ass implants."
"My dad disowned me dumbass." Asami said, angry at Bolin now so she grabbed a bong.
"Oh."
I was about to say something but then some breaking news came on. It was Amon, the new presidential candidate. "The error of welfare is over! I will singlehandly bring down the system." there was some loud cheering. "I'll take down every Mcdonald's and anyone who does drugs will face much harsher punishments! Punishment by death! Fattening food will be illegal! I'll make a better America!" The applause was even louder that time.
"What. The. Fuck." Lin roared.
"Bastard!" Mako shouted.
"Korra's the avatar she can take him down!" Bolin said.
Korra stood up, "The white man shall not take weed!"
"Oh yeah!"
So that's when all of us went out to go assassinate Presidential candidate Amon.