okey. so. 1 dae, vriska sreket wuz liek wlakin in teh land uv snad and zephyr. she wuz ded, but shee wuz still wlalkin. Dere wur realistic hoofbeasts evuryware. suddenly, she saw a squash cloored gie wif bowrn hair n a geern t shert. He looked liek he wuz ded. But he wuzznt. he strated tlakin. "will...you..." he bgane. "...marry me?" he sed. den vrisak wuz all liek,"nonono". "gooby plz!" "no dolan." n den she kicked his ass outta twon. *town. wwhatevver. but den andrew hussie hda a plan. he wnet home n read homestuck. but den he hda anuther plan. he woold jsut spi on hur. so he ddi. he wnet back 2 da lnad uv sand n zefur ne saw vrisak tlakin wif tarvos. hussie hid behnid a rock. but den he realized. "nonono dis is NOT classy!" he thot. so he wnet home. he claled his frend roofeeo on teh fone. dey diskussed wut hussie shood do untill dey had teh perfetc pnal. teh nekst dae, hussie wuz at teh veil, spyin on vriska. he hda sunglasses, a classy tuxeedo, an a wlakie tlakie. rufio wuz at a teh sumplace im 2 lehzeh 2 explane, wif teh uther wlakie tlakie. rofio also hda teh classy cloths. the huss wuz at a croner ware teh hllaway met ware teh romm vrisak wuz at. he sidled liek toon link frum teh zegend uv lelda wnid wakur. shhe wuz nto thare. hussie wnodered y. just den, he hurd teh footsteps comin. he frantiklie searched teh room fo a plaece 2 hide. he picked up a lamp shade on teh ground n plaesed it on hsi hed jsut in tiem. vriska wlaked past teh hussie lamp. but den shee stoeped n terned hur hed 2 c teh hussie lamp again. dere wuz sumtin suspicious about dat lamp. teh lamp shade wuz blue? teh light bulb wuz nto on? it had a human body wif a tuxedo? no. she did not kno wut. "hmm" she sed n went 2 go droll ovur her nic cage collage. close call. just den, his wlakie tlakie wnet off!1! "deh deh deh deh DEH de DEH D-DEH DEEEHH... deh deh deh deh d-deh d-deh, d-deh d-deh...D-DEEEHH... DEH DEH DEEHHH D-DEEEHHHHH..." rufio wuz singin teh rockford files theme! teh huss forgot 2 turn his wlakie tlakie off urlear! he clumzilie fiddled wif teh wlakie tlakie until it turned off. vrisak wuz al liek "wtfuh" hussie kwicklie removed teh lamp shade, throo it on teh ground, n took off runnin. "WUTS HAPPIN" vriska sed. so insted uv spyin on vrisak he jsut wnet hoem n did teh safety dance.
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