Code Lyoko Interviews: Yumi
Welcome, you will never leave, Bwahahahaha! =)
Yumi: (Angry) Copycat... Grr!
Hayama: Yumi, calm down!
Yumi: That wench is a copycat! (Whacks Hayama)
Hayama: OWWW!
LP- Hayama: 100-80
Hayama: Where's Atsushi?
Bringing our latest victim, Bwhahahaha!
By the way, call me XANA! You are my minions!
Hayama-Ulrich, Yumi-Aelita(Yumi: (sobs) WHYYYY!), Atsushi- William!
(Morphs them, execluding Atsushi who was already William)
Hayama: (Runs away crying) WAAAAHH!
Yumi: Get back here! (runs faster that Hayama and whacks him unconcious)
Hayama's LP: 80-4 X_x
(In a cold voice)Bring Hayama here, we need him alive, afterall its Yumi afterall! (heals Ulrich-Hayama)
Hayama LP's: 4-100 0_0 (looks at Aelita-Yumi and Xana-Feroz)
Yumi: Bwhahahahahaha!
0_o (Dismisses Yumi) Nevermind, shes here!
Yumi: (hisses)
Hayama: (spits but fails) Oopsie! ^_^
^_^ (Slaps Ulrich-Hayama) Stick to the plan, don't worry I never hurt you because I need you
:(
Atsushi: I'm here! ^_^
Do I need to bitch-slap you too! :)
Atsushi: No! ;_;
Yumi CL: (stirs and wakes up) Where am I? (Looks around and nearly has a heart attack as she looks at "XANA")
Calm down, I need you to talk or else... (Holds up Yumi's Totoro stuffed animal)
Yumi CL: No, not Totoro! ;_; (cries)
Ae-Yumi: Yes! Destroy and my furbies will prevail!
Yumi CL: 0_o
0_o
Hayama: (falls into a coma and has a spasm attack)
Atsushi: (Malfunctions)
Atsushi's HP: 100-0 (poofs)
(Blood pressure rises 0 to 360) Just...lets..start...
Question 1: Do you love William or William?
Yumi CL: 0_o Ulrich?
Ae-Yumi: (Points to U-H) What about him?
Yumi CL: (jumps on U-H) Ulrich, I missed you, Ihad thisweirddreamwithxanaandaelitaandwilliamandxanawasthereandIamsosossossosososososososososososososcared! ;_;
Ul-Hayama: (Malfunctions)
Hayama's LP: 100-0 (poofs)
(Blood pressure rises 360 to 720 and faints) X_x
Ae-Yumi: 0_0
Yumi CL: 0_o
Ae-Yumi: Lets just continue... (restricts inner urge to kill Yumi)
Question 2: Would you want to kill Hiroki?
Yumi CL: No! He is my brother!(under breath) Though I wish to...
Ae-Yumi: Why not? (evil glare)
Yumi CL: (throws fans at Ae-Yumi) =(
Ae-Yumi's HP: 100- 50
Ae-Yumi: Oww!
Huh? What's happening? 0.o
Yumi Cl: Xana!
(Blood pressure goes up) Just...answer..the..bloody...questions...! -_-++++++++
W-Atsushi: (Pulses back to life) 0-1
Yumi CL: William!
W-Atsushi: (Disintergrates) 0-1
Question 3: Why do you get devirtualised alot?
Yumi Cl: 0.o Umm... U.U
Ae-Yumi: Aww, the copycat is shying away. =]
Yumi: You were saying? -_-+++
Ae-Yumi: Nothing... ^_^'
Yumi: Blame it on Xana! 0
What did I do? ;_ ;
Yumi: Everything!
Ae-Yumi: (Bitchslaps Yumi)
Yumi: 0_o
Question 4: If you had infinite power and knowledge, what would you do?
Yumi: Destroy Xana!
(Sobs until unconciousness) X.X
Ae-Yumi: Moving on! =0
Question 5: What do you loathe?
Yumi: (Yumi starts to seethe) Sissi...
Meep...
Yumi: I will crush her into oblivion, bwhahahahahaha!
AE-Yumi: .
(In Fear) Lets just move on to the next question! (In cold voice) Wait, I am Xana, Mwhahahahahahahaha!
Ae-Yumi: How cliche! =0
Silence, wench!
Ae-Yumi: Yes..master! ;_;
Yumi: Whatever!
Question 6: Yumi, why are you so unlucky?
Yumi: Why are you so annoying?
Wench, answer the question!
Yumi: Blame it on karma, Hiroki made me break a mirror?
Ae-Yumi:7 YEARS! I am so sorry! Waah! I forgive you! (Hugs Yumi but is devirtualised) 50-0
She was annoying, lets move on! 4 questions then you are out of here!
Yumi: By the way, I lied! (Thinking: Just couple of minutes)
I do not care...
Jeremie: Energize!
(Odd, Aelita and Ulrich is energized to the place)
Odd: Yumi...
Aelita:We came...
Ulrich: For you!
Silence, sit down I am only asking her questions... (Materialises chairs) -_-++++
O,A,U: Meep... (sits down)
Question 7: William is here!
Yumi: (steaming) That is not a question!
No, there he is...
William: Um, hi! ^_^(waves and supersmokes away)
Odd and Aelita: After him =0 (Flies/Runs after William)
Ulrich: I am staying here to prevent you from hurting her!
No problem! ^_^+
Yumi: Are you sure you're XANA?
Silence, wench!
Ulrich: Touch Yumi and you die!
Whatever.
Hayama: Hey, I am back!
Yumi: That is the boy who imitated you!
Ulrich: Grr... =0 (supersprints after Hayama)
Hayama: 0.0 (Supersprints away)
Question 8: If you were made in Japan instead of France would you kiss?
Yumi: 0.o
Ulrich:=0 How rude!
In their fantasies
Yumi: Oh Ulrich, I love you ! (Eyes sparkle)
Ulrich: Oh Yumi! (Smooches Yumi)
Bwhahahahaha! =) (pops fantasy)
Y&U:Whah!
Time to finish this up, wenchs!
Y&U: (Arms crossed)
Question 9: Why do you always almost fall in the Digital Sea?
Yumi: (shrugs)
A,O,U: (Mouth gapes) Umm...
Jeremie: Why...
Hayama: Please answer, I don't want to die! ;_;
Yumi: Unlucky Step?
Sigh, maybe it loves you...
Everyone ex. Hayama: Xana, you are one twisted freak...
;_; Meanies! (Xana mode activated) Wenches...
HP: Hayama: 0-10
Question 10: Why Xana pick on you? BTW, I am not XANA!
A, J, O, U, Y: We knew it!
(Blood Pressure rises to 240) Just..do..it! -_-++++++++
Yumi: IDK, maybe it's my good looks!
Ulrich: (blushes)
Thanks! You are free to go! (teleports them away) ^_^
H,A,Y: =0 WE WANT TO TALK!
Here is corn! ^_^ (hands them money)
H,A,Y: YAY! (RUNS AWAY TO STORES)
Crisis averted! Anyways, please review, if you want anything review, comments etc.
Bye!
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