Yes! I am back, baby! (Insert how much I missed the site and all that crap.)
This story is extremely short. I just had a little idea and BOOM! Here it is! First Soul Eater thing so ya.
I will update as soon as ideas come, so expect little bits here and there. Keep your pants on if I don't update for a while, I will announce when I feel like stopping this! Don't just assume...
Call 1, Soul to Maka
"Hello?"
"Hey babe. Like bacon? Wanna strip?"
"SOUL!"
"Maka? Oh shi-"
CALL ENDED
Call 2, Black*Star to Kid
"Hello?"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"…Stupid Fangirls."
CALL ENDED
Call 3, Black Star to random store worker
"Hello, (Insert store name here) how may I help you?"
"Yes, do you have any cow eyeballs?"
"Cow...Eyeballs?"
"Yes, do you have any cow eyeballs?"
"Umm...Hold on, let me check... (Distant) Do we have any cow eyeballs?(regular) Wait one second sir."
Later
"No, we don't."
"Oh, okay. How about human eyeballs?"
CALL ENDED
Call 4, Telemarketer to Patty
"Hello, this is death cross, and we would like to know if you would like to donate blood today."
"Yes..."
"Do you know the closest location of a death cross in your area?"
"mmYes..."
"Good, are you 16 years or older?"
"Yeeyes..."
"We are going to ask you some questions now, okay?"
"Yes..."
"What is your blood type?"
"Yes..."
"Your blood type"
"Yes..."
CALL ENDED
I have a few more ideas but I want to let you and other readers to not have a bunch of calls and then want more and more, so expect more later! (Like tomorrow...) So just follow or whatever so you can find out when I update.
Now I'm hungry for food. Yes.
Lucid OUT *Puff of smoke*