HEY! I don't own anything! HEAR THAT? It's my heart! LEFTOVER HOT FUDGE SHAKE! Let's see what I can write while I'm hyper! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
/THESCENEBREAKOFDEATH/
Obsessions And Smile Dip: THE MUSICAL!
Starring: Mabel Pines, of Gravity Falls, and Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged's Keith "Bandit" Howard!"
/RETURNOFTHEDEADLYSCENEBREAK/
"In America" by Bandit Howard
America….I LOVE YOU!
That is why I love to live….IN AMERICA!
IN AMERICA! IN AMERICA!
IN AMERICA! IN AMERICA!
IN AMERICA! IN AMERICA!
IN AMERICA! IN AMERICA!
IN AMERICA! IN AMERICA!
IN AMERICA! IN AMERICA!
(But I really live in Canada)
IN AMERICA! IN AMERICA!
IN AMERICA! IN AMERICA!
IN AMERICA! IN AMERICA!
IN AMERICA! IN AMERICA!
IN AMERICA! IN AMERICA!
IN AMERICA! IN AMERICA!
(What? Canadian?)
IN AMERICA! IN AMERICA!
Why does that guy keep talking about his hair?
INTERLUDE...by Kemo
HAIR HAIR HAIR HAIR
I LOOKS LIKE A SECRET AGENT
HAIR HAIR HAIR HAIR
Bandit: AAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEERRRIIIICCCAAAA! ROCK PARTY!
America IN AMERICA! I love America! America exists IN AMERICA! I LIVE IN AMERICA!
KEMO: Not really! You live in…
Bandit: Don't say it!
KEMO: OH CANADA! YOUR LAND IS SPACIOUS…..Uh…..glorious...free...bubba...HAIR! HAIR! I HAVE HAIR! IT IS BLACK! MY MOMMY MADE A SANDWICH
AND I STUFFED FULL OF MY OWN HAIR! TWINKLE TWINKLE TWINKLE PATRICK HAIR!
Bandit: AmERica….THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOtiful! Our home of spacious skies! We stand on guard for THEEE!
KEMO: That's the CANADIAN anthem!
Bandit: …(censored.) BIG NOOOOOOOOO!
KEMO: Anime HAIR!
Bandit and Kemo: AMERICAN HAIR…..Full of grease...From FRENCH FRIES…..Insert stereotypes HERE…...LA LA LA L ALA LA LA LA LA L AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bandit: In A-
Kemo: HAIR!
Bandit: ICA!
/REVENGEOFDASCENEBREAK (Why did you say 'DA?" SHUT UP!)/
Ah, wasn't that lovely? Two Abridged characters, singing about things they're obsessed with. Thank you to Akirys, my sister and fellow author, who told me about Bandit and Kemo, and thank you to the TV Tropes Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged "Funny" page for showing me the name of the weird hair-obsessed guy. Next, we have Mabel! TAKE IT AWAY!
/SCENEBREAK? *What, no clever scene break title?* *SHUT UP! …..AGAIN!*
Mabel: Ahem. I am Mabel, and this is what I saw when I ate the (shudders) Smile Dip. OHHHHH-
It was red, it was furry, it was covered with cheese! I ate it, and it started to wheeze!
Ba da la, ba da la, WA WA WAAAAAAAA- Smile Dip, no more, please!
I saw the best members of my troop cold...frightened...dressed in elf costumes…
Some guy tried to eat them…..AND THEN I RODE ON A DOLPHIN WITH FISTS FOR EYES!
Or something like that. THIS IS MY SMILE DIP SONG!
Bandit: I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE to your death!
/FINALSCENEBREAK/
Well, that's our bizarre show. Did you like it? Read, review, and be honest! Have an excellent day, and AMERICA! Oh, no! I've become HAIR infected! NOOOO! SKYWARD SCREAM!