AN: Before anyone comments on my terrible writing, this is a troll fic. I'm writing badly on purpose for fun. If you want to see good writing, check out my other Warriors fanfics. The characters are from a roleplay I had with two friends.
Sparrowkit- light brown tabby she-cat with amber eyes.
Stripekit- gray tabby tom with blue eyes.
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sparowkit woke p and swa monlihgt streamig into the nursedry. It was azthe midlee of then nigt. ahe saw n other kitn awka on ther other ide of the nurdety. 'I thiknk hi s name is dtripekit" thoht saprrowikt. saprrowkit got up and walkef to thr other ki8t names stirpekit. "stripekit get yup adn plaay eith me" said saplrrowkit. "OK" saisd stirpekikt. "lerts go outdie"
teh two kits wejt outside and saw eht leder of thundersacalen, fierstr "hellp kits" he asid to saproowkit and striopekit. "hello fkrester" they said tback to him. spariow kit loked at firestra and saif "why are yo awake so latae fierstar?! Thr clam leadr needsz rest!" feirstar looked at the kist "yeah I guessni should lesv you alojnne together. ioll go nack to slep now." and firestarv went back to his den ty sleep.
"yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" saidf sparrowing. strijpekit wuz happie that he cousld be alowne wiht his frund. sparrowikt was happir. se kimda liked sripekit and was exited to be aloen wiht him. stripwe kit rubbd againdst saprrokit purrinh. sparrowit pured tooo. "hey stripekit wanna snek oute of camp?/q/" SAid sparriowkit. satriepkit was excieted. "Ooh yeah we hsould sneak awya fr a littel whuile.." Siad stripekti. the twqo wits went out of fthe camp sneakinly.
sparrowkit and stripefit was outsine ther camp. thwy started to waslk around rthe terrioty. and thren siddenly there was a shasdwclan border. "oh not wer'e in shadowsdcakslan we should excape whiel we still cann" striepkit freakd out. sparrwlkit was nercous. what id f the shadowslclan waerrirers fuond the kits on theirt erritory? WOUld theyu hurt the eneemy kitts? saplrrowkit smiled around foer a scent of then shafoelclen warrors. shse smeled them not tooo fsr away. she was sudenetly excied again. "heyt stripejit do you wanna ecplorwe fourther?" she askedn him, "Yeah I wanr to go further into shadowclan tertotry but what idf they catch us here?"/"strilperkit said woried. sparowkit smailed at him. "don't worry ill protect you my frund.;)" She said.
the fruends went into shtadowclana tertoirty. sudeenly they were attacccked by sahedowclan FOXESS!111111 teh fox werriers pickded up spasrrowit and therow her in the aiir. ""AAAAAhahAHHAHHHHC stripekit hwe3,lpk me!" She SCREAmde. stripeddkit was terroufjed. he wasnted to save huis freidn but he was woreied the foxes woufld eat tim. striedopekit didnlt want to eb eatem!1 sa[rrowkit screamed again. stripekitf juped on the fxes and made the m derop sparrowkit. "OWOWWW." sparowkit said when she hit ehe gorund hardfc. "oh noy not sparrwokit!" STPripekit saidc running over to eher. blud was comin oit of sparrwokit' s head. stripepawskit was angriy at the foxeds. THEY HURT HIS FRUUNNNDDD! he would get ereavenge n the foxes. staripekit jumped on the foxes again and hurth thrm. the foxszz scremes in pain and ftry tio run away. byut stripekit wasn't donwe yet. vhe clawd the fox ad maed it bleed blood. the focx cried bdecause it wasin a lot of pain. it eaws dying because eestarpekit was merudering it but is was aalso ahsamed bevauee a big strongg shadewowcswclan fox lost abattle to a KIT!212. theb fox finaly died adn stripejit carried sparwowsong back home. "YAY ffgtu" he thought,. "WE;re safed!"