Chapter 1- Buying a Car

I do not own twilight or any of the character, Stephanie Meyers own them and I do not own Taco Bell and Happy Motors.

Type: Humor

Rated: T

Summery: Esme decides she wants to buy a car, and of course, the family comes along. What sort of trouble will the Cullens get into? Takes place after New Moon.

Please read the Authors not below, it's kind of important.

A/N: All the places mention in this story is real place, they really exist. There is a chance some of the Characters may be a little OOC at some point. I will also try to get you some Sneak Peeks of the next chapter, and hopefully it will help you to write a review for me, because I would love your thought about this story, good review and bad reviews are welcome. I will try to at least update once a week maybe more, if I get lots of reviews. I plan on writing other stories after this one but I am only doing one story at a time.

BPOV

"You're going to sleepover at my house tonight," Alice said as she reached my locker. "I'll have to ask Charlie and see if it's ok." I said. "Don't worry," Alice said. "He'll say yes, so I'll meet you at my house." She said as she raced away." I just shook my head. "Hey love," Edward said as he reached my locker. "Hey. I guess I'll be sleeping at your house tonight," I said as I got my last book I needed for the weekend. "We'll stop by your house and get your stuff before we go to my house," he said as I shut my locker. "I need to borrow your cell phone and call Charlie, even though I know I'll be able to sleep over because of Alice." I said as I sighed. "Here," he said as he handed me his cell phone. "That reminds me," he said. "I need to buy you a cell phone." "Edward, I don't need a cell phone and I also don't need you spending money on me." I said as I walked away from Edward.

After I was a few feet away I called Charlie to ask if I could sleepover. After Charlie had said yes even though I knew he'd say it, I met Edward at his car and then we headed off to my house, while the rest of his siblings took Emmett's Jeep back to their house. When I got home, Charlie was still at work as I suspected. I grabbed some clothes and some toiletries and put it in a gym bag as I went back outside. Edward was waiting for me in his Volvo as I got in. "Ready?" he asked as he turned towards me. "Ready," I said as we headed off to his house. When we got inside, we saw Jasper and Emmett on the Xbox playing some game while Alice and Rose were looking at some fashion magazine. Edward joined Emmett and Jasper while I joined Rose and Alice looking at all the new fall fashion clothes. While we were looking, Alice picked out the clothes I needed to buy, even though I had a whole closet full of clothes that she got me two weeks ago.

Not much later, Esme and Carlisle came into the room. "Children, Esme and I decided that she needs a car and so tomorrow, we are all going to go shopping for a car." Carlisle said. Alice squealed, excited about shopping for a car. Alice would be excited about anything that is related to shopping. "JASPER," Alice squealed. "We can also buy a car for you and me! Bella also needs a car as well because her car is going to die any minute now," Alice said thinking about who needs a car and who didn't need one. I groaned. "What's the matter?" Edward asked as he walked towards me. "I don't want to go shopping for a car with Alice. She probably shops for a cars like she does with clothes." I said. "Don't worry, we won't be with Alice. It would be just you and me, and no Alice," he said with a smile. I was feeling better about that since I know Edward doesn't enjoy shopping that much, but I know he wanted to get me a car for quite a while. I just let that thought go as we enjoyed the rest of the night or at least part of the night for me as Alice and Rose gave me a makeover.

After a three-hour makeover, we watched Emmett beating Jasper and Edward at Dance, Dance Revolution. That had me on the floor, laughing. The next morning, I woke up with the bed moving. Emmett was jumping on the bed trying to wake me up. When I was able to open my eyes, I noticed that he had huge grin on his face. "BELLA, IT'S TIME TO BUY A CAR." Emmett yelled. I got up still sleepy from last night and went to go take a shower. After getting ready, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle and Esme rode in the Mercedes, while Emmett, Rose, Edward, and I took Emmett's jeep. Five minutes into the ride, which should have taken ten minutes, we arrived at the Drive-Thu at Taco Bell in Beaver, WA. "Why are we here?" I asked Emmett since, no one in the car eats food except me and I wasn't hungry. "You'll see," he said with a huge grin plastered on his face.

Sneak Peek of Chapter 2:

Bella had no idea of what I was going to do, it's going to be hilarious. I looked at Edward, and I saw he was trying not to laugh but I could tell he would burst anytime now. I saw a Taco Bell and I knew it is the perfect place to do it. "Welcome to Taco Bell, what can I get for you today?"

What is Emmett going to do? Please review and tell me what you think Emmett is going to do and just to tell you this chapter is my worst chapter. Personally, I hate it. It will get a lot better, just trust me. The other chapters are going to be longer. Reviews always help me write better. Tell me if you like this, love it, or hate it, tell me what you think of it.