A/N:this was fun,try to make it to the end,b4 giving up.maybe ull laugh,maybe ull cry,maybe ull hate me for being so mean,or maybe ull just flame me alot.



the happiest story alive.it lived.

it was a beautiful morning in spoon land,mr spoon the president was out for his morning walk with his body gaurd, the plate and his two kids forky and knify with their nanny mrs bowl.suddenly a hand came out of no where and picked up mrs bowl and filled her up with coco pops and milk.then the spoon and his family started running away, but the hand was too fast it caught mr spoon. the hand drowned mr spoon,he died.mrs spoon was horified, her husband had died in chocolate milk. (mmmmm)mrs spoon decided suddenly to marry some other poor person except tehy had to be rich so she could scab their money. she went into mr makeup boxes house and stole mr and mrs lipstick and eyeshadow,she killed them. they died.that night at the nearest fridge she was dancing with the milk (wth?!!). she got talking to the milk, the milk saidi am sour mrs spoon then comitted sucide.as for the kids they were having so much fun because they were rich,but then some evil person decided to kill them.they died(of corse)meawhile, mr plate,the body guard,had moved on to guarding britney spears.then christina agulira decided to kill britney spears.then christina agulira decided to wear something that didnt show her belly because she was pregnant with mr bean.mr bean didnt want children so he killed christina agulira.she died.mr bean was sitting down one day and he had a heart attck.he died.then elvis presley decided to come back from the dead.he lived. then he went and took a photo of a soccer game and the gaurd thingys that guard the doors of a socer game didnt want elvis presley alive,so tehy killed him(again).he died.suddenly(again)something jumped, it was the queen,she suddenly realised she had two different coloured socks on,then the people with white fluffy hats they brought the queen mother back from the dead.she lived.she didnt like her daughter,she decided to kill her.she died.then everybody was scared of teh queen mother and her servants with the fluffy white hats.she was the only one who lived.

the end

A/N:*bows*thankyou very much,R&R PLZ,id luv to no wot u think!