These were some letters that I wrote to Beth. (Otherwise known as Laleanen to the fanfiction world.) I hope you enjoy them. They're not that great when it comes to the actual writing. But, if you have a visual mind, you might like them. ^_^ And remember that comments, flames or praises will be much appreciated. On with it then!
*Disclaimer* Yadda yadda, I don't own any of the characters except for Niniel and The Evil Hairy Lady. The Author, Tanya and Beth are...well...Beth's.
Ok, well... you told me to write you a letter about....nothing. So, I am deeply honoured to release my insanity on to your face. Much like a squirt gun would squirt water on to someone's face. But in this case my insanity is the water. ^_^
*pictures Beth glaring at the computer...much like this -- -_-*
Anyway, on to the insanity.... Oh, and by the way....I'm not Sarah anymore...I AM NOW THE ....*drums* EVIL HAIRY LADY!!!! MUHAHAAHHHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!! AND NOW I SHALL CURSE ALL CELEBRITIES WITH SO MUCH HAIR, THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO BREATHE!! MUHAHAHAHAAAA! Now, I call THAT an evil plan! ^_^
Leonardo Decaprio: Hair? Who said something about hair? I have nice hair! OOoooh yeah....my hair is SSSSSOOOO cool.
E.H.L: SHUT UP! Thou art a fool, blonde mortal! And now thy stupidity shall take over thy face and thy breath. And thou shalt die from thy stupidity. For such is your fate! MUHAHAHAAA!!!
Liv Tyler: LIKE HEY!!! The curse can't affect me, right? 'Cause, like, I'm SMART! ^_^ *squeal*
E.H.L: -_- Thou shalt be the FIRST one to suffer by my hand!! MUHAHAHAA!!!!
Lara Croft: Hey! *has a huge gun (to match her lips, of course!)* You can't pick on celebrities. We rule the world. So now, I'm gonna kill you. *does a flip* *falls over because her lips have thrown her balance off*
E.H.L: Do not waste thy energy on such pitiful intimidation. My plan shall succeed! For I am not one! BUT TWO!! MUHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Kelly Ripa: ....How can there be...*counts her fingers* two of you?......
E.H.L: I AM NOT ONLY THE EVIL HAIRY LADY!!! BUT I AM ALSO...*drums* NINIEL THE MAIDEN OF TEARS!!!
Domonic Mohnagan (or whatever his name is....): HEY! *jumps up out of chair* You're Haldir's great niece!!!
E.H.L:.....I suppose I am.....hmmm...that must be where I get my good looks...
Elijah Wood: FROM HIM?!
E.H.L: Maybe you're right..............It must be all my own. ^_^
All the celebrities: -_-
Kate Hudson: Like, is there, like, any way that like, we could, like, convince you to, like, not be, like, evil?
E.H.L: -_- If anyone is to cause me to stand down from my plan of world domination, it shall not be you. For thy mindless drabble is incomprehensible.
Kate: *blank look* whatever...
Some reporter guy: So, E.H.L./Niniel. What caused you to have such hatred towards all the celebrities? I mean, is it because they are the most beautiful people in the world?
E.H.L: No, my good reporter guy. I hate them because they THINK they are the most beautiful people in the world.
S.R.G: -_- Oh.
Narrator guy: Will The Evil Hairy Lady succeed with her plan? Will all the celebrities be covered in hair? Will Kate Hudson learn English?
STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!!
*Disclaimer* Yadda yadda, I don't own any of the characters except for Niniel and The Evil Hairy Lady. The Author, Tanya and Beth are...well...Beth's.
Ok, well... you told me to write you a letter about....nothing. So, I am deeply honoured to release my insanity on to your face. Much like a squirt gun would squirt water on to someone's face. But in this case my insanity is the water. ^_^
*pictures Beth glaring at the computer...much like this -- -_-*
Anyway, on to the insanity.... Oh, and by the way....I'm not Sarah anymore...I AM NOW THE ....*drums* EVIL HAIRY LADY!!!! MUHAHAAHHHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!! AND NOW I SHALL CURSE ALL CELEBRITIES WITH SO MUCH HAIR, THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO BREATHE!! MUHAHAHAHAAAA! Now, I call THAT an evil plan! ^_^
Leonardo Decaprio: Hair? Who said something about hair? I have nice hair! OOoooh yeah....my hair is SSSSSOOOO cool.
E.H.L: SHUT UP! Thou art a fool, blonde mortal! And now thy stupidity shall take over thy face and thy breath. And thou shalt die from thy stupidity. For such is your fate! MUHAHAHAAA!!!
Liv Tyler: LIKE HEY!!! The curse can't affect me, right? 'Cause, like, I'm SMART! ^_^ *squeal*
E.H.L: -_- Thou shalt be the FIRST one to suffer by my hand!! MUHAHAHAA!!!!
Lara Croft: Hey! *has a huge gun (to match her lips, of course!)* You can't pick on celebrities. We rule the world. So now, I'm gonna kill you. *does a flip* *falls over because her lips have thrown her balance off*
E.H.L: Do not waste thy energy on such pitiful intimidation. My plan shall succeed! For I am not one! BUT TWO!! MUHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Kelly Ripa: ....How can there be...*counts her fingers* two of you?......
E.H.L: I AM NOT ONLY THE EVIL HAIRY LADY!!! BUT I AM ALSO...*drums* NINIEL THE MAIDEN OF TEARS!!!
Domonic Mohnagan (or whatever his name is....): HEY! *jumps up out of chair* You're Haldir's great niece!!!
E.H.L:.....I suppose I am.....hmmm...that must be where I get my good looks...
Elijah Wood: FROM HIM?!
E.H.L: Maybe you're right..............It must be all my own. ^_^
All the celebrities: -_-
Kate Hudson: Like, is there, like, any way that like, we could, like, convince you to, like, not be, like, evil?
E.H.L: -_- If anyone is to cause me to stand down from my plan of world domination, it shall not be you. For thy mindless drabble is incomprehensible.
Kate: *blank look* whatever...
Some reporter guy: So, E.H.L./Niniel. What caused you to have such hatred towards all the celebrities? I mean, is it because they are the most beautiful people in the world?
E.H.L: No, my good reporter guy. I hate them because they THINK they are the most beautiful people in the world.
S.R.G: -_- Oh.
Narrator guy: Will The Evil Hairy Lady succeed with her plan? Will all the celebrities be covered in hair? Will Kate Hudson learn English?
STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!!