A/N: ummm. Enjoy. I disclaim. I don't own the Hulk or Ironman.
This is the product of boredom and watching the Hulk movie.
"Bruce Banner, right?" Tony Stark held out a hand to the other man. "Hm, somehow, I thought you'd be bigger."
There was a ripping sound, and Tony found himself blinking rather stupidly at the green giant standing in Banner's place.
"Bruce!" wailed Betty, in the background.
"Oh. I see," Tony said. Then, in a rather loud whisper, the commented to Pepper, "Do you think he's trying to compensa- mmrf!"
Pepper shoved a brownie in his mouth. Tony made an outraged noise in her direction.
"Behave," she hissed at him. "Especially since you're dealing with a man who could easily rip you in half."