Washington D.C., United States
Big Bob Hamburger…
Brad Guzan and Salomón Rondón, both two arrived. An American and a Venezuelan, wow, such new and really kind story.
They came to here, with some hamburgers.
They talked and laughed high: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…"
They told some story. But then, someone arrived, she claimed her name as for finding something.
Her name is Haruhi Suzumiya.
And she was finding a boy named Kyon.
Goalkeeper Brad Guzan, while was calling to Clint Dempsey, had been interrupted by Haruhi. Rondón seemed unhappy as well.
Then, Brad yelled: "WHAT?"
Haruhi just replied that she wanna know where was Kyon. But both two did not know who was Kyon, so they could not help. Haruhi decided to show them a photo.
"It's Kyon!"
They looked for a while, and later, they wondered why. Haruhi demanded that Kyon must go out, she did not want Kyon to hide anymore. Brad and Salomón did help seeking Kyon.
"Come out, Kyon! I don't know who you are but you must be here."
They tried for a while, but they did not know…
Yeah…
Brad and Salomón then blamed Haruhi for causing them in this trouble as they were eating hamburgers. And Haruhi just smiled for her fault…
Yeah right.
She must have embarrassed all of two players of the U.S. Soccer team and Venezuelan team, lmao.
They got a big butthurt from it…
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Add this: Kyon later appeared. When he thought he had escaped Haruhi…
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"HEY!" Edgar Castillo yelled. The Mexican American man, while was walking, had seen Kyon. He thought Kyon was stealing something, so he jumped. Once learnt judo, he easily smashed Kyon.
"AHHHHHHH…"
Brad, Salomón and Haruhi heard the scream, they ran out. And they finally saw…
"KYON!"
Haruhi then brought him up and slapped on his face for trying to make a trick on everyone. Kyon did reveal that he hadn't done it, but Haruhi told he must go back then she would talk.
Edgar, Brad and Salomón, all could not understand why. But after Haruhi came out, the owner of the store came out…
"You, please finish your hamburgers please."
"Oh, right…"
And they later finished it. But after finishing it, Salomón and Brad realized…
…they were…
"Wait, what? We are…"
They were late for the last training! Uh oh, all three then looked to Haruhi shadow, after paying money…
…and yelled:
"CURSE YOU HARUHI SUZUMIYA!"