AN: Hello everyone! Thank you for chancing upon my work here. It's just a series of drabbles I plan to release involving (as closely as I can) the canon of the Sonic Boom TV show but with Knuckles and Sonic as an established (but secret) couple.

Odd to say, but I'm actually not a big fan of this pairing. Well, not until now anyways. In the episode, "Dude, Where's My Eggman?", (which I gotta say, I love that reference) when Orbot and Cubot are asking Kunckles and Sonic about where Eggman is, I couldn't help but notice a few things. One, that was the first time I've seen Sonic (in the series) hanging out with just Knuckles and no one else. And two, the look that Sonic gives Knuckles when he finishes recounting "how they really defeated Eggman", just kills me. I then made the spoke aloud, (this happens often as my boyfriend and I love watching the show but also like to make fun of it) I said, "Pfft. Look at him! Sonic just looks like, 'God, why am I dating this dumb jock moron?'," and after I said that, my fangirl brain that is filled with utter trash decided that, yes, that is going to be a thing.

Sooo….here we are! Sorry for the long intro. I promise, you won't see it again, (Honestly, I hate doing AN's) but since this isn't a popular pairing, I figured I'd include a little explanation on how I got from point A to point B. With that said, I hope you enjoy!

P.S., Sonic is bisexual, and adult, and a tsundere and the ratings for each chapter will change (-cough- -cough-)

Rating: T

Sonic felt the morning sunshine before he actually saw it. His head felt like he'd been hit on the head with too many coconuts. Or, you know, drinking all night and getting totally smashed with one of his best friends.

Yeah, last night had been fun. Sonic and crew had recently helped catch a criminal who'd broken into the local brewery (seriously, what kind of break-in criminal can't break out?), so, as compensation for their heroism, the owner gave the gang two free box packs of their newest line of beer. So Sonic got the bright idea to have a drinking party but most of the team had to decline. For one, Tails is still too young so his beer packs had to be confiscated, so he was definitely out and spent the night at Amy's. And Amy was going to use the night, now with Tails help, to knit more sweaters for those poor baby pelicans. Or, was it penguins? Sonic lost track of what that woman said half the time.

Sticks was also out of the question because well…if you thought Sticks was normally crazy, you'd hide your kids and your wives if you saw her piss drunk. Besides, Sticks had to go figure out a way to keep her breakfast from killing her, even though it was dinner time, so that just left Sonic and Knuckles to party on their own at Sonic's house.

After the first few cans, the night kind of became a blur. Sonic could remember vague recollections. Not so much the image, but more so the feeling. The feeling of warmth spreading to his entire body, leaving his fingers to tingle and his toes to curl. There was also the feeling of pain, but more like slight discomfort, followed by the feeling of a large mass hovering above him, hot, sweaty, furry bodies clinging to each and-

Oh fuck. He had sex with Knuckles didn't he?

Sonic sighed and face palmed, hopping off his bed, realizing he was naked (no scarf of shoes but somehow his socks were still on), that his lower back was throbbing and that there was a sticky substance running down his inner thighs that made him cringe because he had a pretty good idea of what it was.

Just then, the blue hedgehog heard a groan across the room. It was unmistakably Knuckles, probably feeling the morning sock him in the temple before gutting him in the stomach, seeing as the next instant, the giant red mass was rushing to his bathroom and puking his brains out.

Sonic walked, or, sort of limped a little, over to his friend and held his dreads back so he wouldn't get up-chuck on his do.

"Easy big guy. Just let it all out."

"Ughhhhhh. Sonic, man. I am never drinking that much again!"

Sonic couldn't stifle a chuckle, "You didn't have that much to begin with, Knuckles. Y'know, for a heavy weight, you're pretty light weight when it comes to beer."

"Blehhhh. Stomach…feels…like…rotten onion! Don't tell the girls I looked so uncool, huh?"

Sonic frowned, though it was more a pout than a frown. "Don't worry, I won't. Want me not to tell them that we fucked to?"

"What?! What are you-" but another wave of nausea hit and it was back to the bowl.

Sonic waited until his friend was finally done before they brought up the subject again.

"Ughh, bleh, ugh," Knuckles washed his mouth out in the sink. "Sonic did we really bump uglies last night?"

"If you wanna call it that, yeah."

"Gross! I mean, not that I have a problem with it! I'm just…not…super into that kinda thing. I mean, it was better than that time I tried green eggs and ham-"

"-Knuckles, eating the page that had the picture of eating the green eggs and ham does not actually count as eating it."

"-probably why it tasted like trees…"

"Are you saying I taste like paper?"

"Yes. Eh, no! Better than that! Like…French fries!"

"….I taste like French fries?"

"Yeah, it was weirdly awesome!"

Well, that was a compliment coming from Knuckles. Even if it was worded in a way that a five-year old would find hard to understand…still though. If Knuckles didn't mind it, then maybe they could make this a regular thing. Now that he could remember more of it, Knuckles was surprisingly a pretty generous lover. And Sonic wasn't seeing anyone right now.

"Well, if you liked it that much, you wanna hook up then?"

"Hook up? Hook up what?"

"You know, be an item."

"An item? An item of what? Clothing? Or a shopping item? Or-" Sonic put a gloved finger to Knuckles lips, shushing his would-be partner before he gave him a migraine.

"I'm asking if you want to go out together. Like dating. As in two consenting adults that eat and hang and sometimes do naughty stuff together." Hopefully that was slow enough for the knucklehead.

"Uhh…ffurrr bu- wha- aboff fii offerrsss?" Sonic took his finger away from Knuckles lips so that he could talk normally.

"It might get weird between all of us if they knew, so let's just keep it between us. Besides, what they don't know won't hurt them, don't you think?~" Sonic didn't give Knuckles the chance to answer this time though as he leaned forward and kissed him on the lips. Sonic was actually pretty kinky once his motor got going and he wouldn't mind a second or even third round. He just hoped that Knuckles was just as good drunk as he was sober.