Izzy, E-scope, or Explosivo, whichever you prefer,
you'd she probably change it again, and confuse you how to refer.
Her brains many years ago went off the rails;
she's so insane you wouldn't be surprised if she is made of nails.
Crazy as a llama, or cool as a cucumber;
Want her name? You'll get endless numbers.
She speaks in many tongues, she has many restraining orders;
if you were given money every time she acted insane, you'd have a pile of quarters.
On the other hand, she's as sharp as a knife,
with so much sudden genius, you just can't gripe.
She blows things up, she starts large fires;
she gives away challenges, and even eats rubber tires (Or at least we assume...)
Want a name once more? You'll get twenty;
if her mind was a cloud, the sky would never be sunny.
Nerves of, reflexes of steel;
if personality was measured in food, you'd have a full meal.
So if you see her coming, ring the village bell,
because having her there is worse than any level of hell.
So once more, you want a name? She'll make you dizzy.
So open your eyes and keep an eye out;
for the red-headed menace, Izzy.
A/N: Once again, TOO MUCH FUN writing this story!!!
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