A is for Abigail, she broke up the band
B is for Brutal, by Nathan's command
C is for Crybaby's House, where we goes for vacations
D is for Dethklok, the pride of all nations
E is for Endorsements, buyer beware
F is for Fathers, who never were there
G is for GMILFs, grannies you'd screw
H is Hamburger Time, long overdue
I is for Ishnifus, the Black Klok's high priest
J is for Jackoffs, regular freaks
K is for Kitty Cat, sweets little friends
L is for Ladymate, trapped 'til the end
M is for Mordhaus, and Metal of course
N is for Nickles that Pickles endorses
O is for Ofdensen, who always comes through
P is for Pickles, doodily-doo
Q is for Quhzk, it's what the ducks say
R is for Rockso, K-K-COCAINE!
S is for Serveta, with a lust she can't slake
T is for Totally Awesome, Sweet Liquid Snake
U is for Unplaying, Toki is learning
V is for Vodka, Pickles is yearning
W is for Waivers, in case of pain
X is for Xplosion, if you can't spell his name
Y is for Yaoi, like Toki/ Skwis kissing
Z is for ZAZZ, what this poem is missing