I'm very sorry that I went
Into your room and accidentally
Stole and ate your secret stash
And borrowed £50 in cash
(Though, to be fair, you would've spent
It all on biscuits during Lent)
But anyway – I'll pay you back
Soon as your diet's back on track
So really, Mycroft, this is me
Just stating my apology
And wishing you a happy sulk
Devoid of comfort food in bulk
Best wishes and most loving care
From Sherlock, thief extraordinaire!