[Enter 'Pokemon Central' TV Host, Ash Ketchum, and Pikachu]
HOST: We are here live on Pokemon Central, where you'll meet some of the best Pokemon trainers in the world! [Whispers to crowd] Too bad we could only find him [Points to Ash]
PIKACHU: [Slightly angry] Pika...
HOST: Weeeeell, here we are with Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu... Ash, you're facing the wrong way...
ASH: [Turns around and faces the camera, looking embarrassed. Waves at the camera.] Umm, hi!
HOST: Ash, on the issue of your last name, who in Pewter City has such a weird name as 'Ketchum'?
[Ash continues to stare at the camera while answering]
ASH: Er... I do.
HOST: I see. Interesting. Well, let's bring out Misty!
[Enter Misty holding Togepi. Walks out waving energetically]
HOST: Now, I'm curious, Misty, remember in the episode on the 'Water Blast' video where you met those squirtles and blastoise, you know, the jigglypuff stuck in blastoise's water gun?
[Ash continues to stare at the camera]
[Misty nods]
HOST: Remember where you said 'It makes me feel like a cartoon character' when jigglypuff drew on your faces with its marker, what ever gave you the idea you were a cartoon character?
MISTY: I donno, just with the marker, it felt I like I was. Not like we are, or anything.
[Crowd sniggers]
HOST: I forget, why DO you follow Ash around?
[Misty glares at Ash, holding togepi tightly, and then whines]
MISTY: 'Cause he broke my bike!
[Ash finally looks away from the camera and crosses his arms]
ASH: Wasn't MY fault Pikachu was hurt!
MISTY: Was too!
[Ash stands up]
ASH: Was not!
PIKACHU: [Sadly] Pika...
HOST: Whoa, you two. This isn't Jerry Springer! Well, let's bring out Brock!
[Sailor Moon walks out on stage]
SAILOR MOON: [Sweat drop] Whoops!
LUNA: [From offstage] Serena, I told you this wasn't the right show.
[Sailor Moon tries to exit without being noticed. All eyes are on her]
HOST: Ooookay... That was weird.
[A guy with a clipboard runs on stage and whispers something to the host]
HOST: Oh... yes... um... Brock can't come today. He seems to have had a little accident with Onix... Onix kind of sat down where Brock seems to been have standing... [Pulls his collar]
[Ash goes back to staring at the camera]
HOST: Let's bring out Gary.
[Gary comes out with a smug look on his face, and three beautiful girls following him. Then looks around, confused]
GARY: Hey... Isn't this the Gary Show? Don't you think I ought to have my own show by now??
[The girls nod in agreement]
HOST: Yeah... whatever you say. Well, Gary-
GARY: Who invited these LOSERS? [Points at Ash and Misty] Are you still trying to train that stupid Charizard of yours?
PIKACHU: Pika... chu
ASH: [Stops staring at the camera] No... I mean, yes...
GARY: [Laughs as he walks offstage, the girls laughing with him]
HOST: Right... Let's bring out Team Rocket now!
[Enter Jesse, James and Meowth.]
[A guy walks across stage with a sign that says 'BOO']
[The crowd boos]
JESSE: To protect the world from devastation!
JAMES: To unite all peoples wi--
HOST: We know, we know.
[Ash starts staring at the camera]
MEOWTH: We didn't even get to my part! And my part was the best!
JESSE: No it wasn't! 'Meowth, that's right!'? What an idiotic part... Maybe we should even cut you out of it!
JAMES: Just as long as I get to say 'Meowth, that's right'.
JESSE: [Pushes James] No! You are not getting that part! I get to say it. It would be my turn, anyway, since you say your name last!
JAMES: [Pushes Jesse back, to the crowds surprise]
ASH: [Stops staring at the camera, noticing what's happening] Hey! Why's Team Rocket here? Look! [Points at Meowth] A meowth! I gotta catch it!
MISTY: Ash Ketchum! That's not just any meowth! You don't want to catch that one! It's Team Rocket's meowth! Duh!
ASH: [Looks at Misty angrily] I knew that!
MISTY: Sure ya did!
ASH: I did!
JESSE: [Shoves James hard]
MISTY: Yeah, right!
ASH: [Face turns red]
TOGEPI: [Jumps off Misty's lap and walks over to Pikachu]
MISTY: Hey, Togepi! Come back here! [Runs after togepi, but knocks into Jesse and James into a huge pile on the floor]
ASH: Ha, ha!
[Jesse pulls Ash down on the floor with them]
[Pikachu and Togepi shake their heads sadly and walk off stage]
[Meowth sits down]
HOST: That's our show for today! Keep watching, and maybe someday we'll have a real Pokemon trainer! Ta-ta for now!
HOST: We are here live on Pokemon Central, where you'll meet some of the best Pokemon trainers in the world! [Whispers to crowd] Too bad we could only find him [Points to Ash]
PIKACHU: [Slightly angry] Pika...
HOST: Weeeeell, here we are with Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu... Ash, you're facing the wrong way...
ASH: [Turns around and faces the camera, looking embarrassed. Waves at the camera.] Umm, hi!
HOST: Ash, on the issue of your last name, who in Pewter City has such a weird name as 'Ketchum'?
[Ash continues to stare at the camera while answering]
ASH: Er... I do.
HOST: I see. Interesting. Well, let's bring out Misty!
[Enter Misty holding Togepi. Walks out waving energetically]
HOST: Now, I'm curious, Misty, remember in the episode on the 'Water Blast' video where you met those squirtles and blastoise, you know, the jigglypuff stuck in blastoise's water gun?
[Ash continues to stare at the camera]
[Misty nods]
HOST: Remember where you said 'It makes me feel like a cartoon character' when jigglypuff drew on your faces with its marker, what ever gave you the idea you were a cartoon character?
MISTY: I donno, just with the marker, it felt I like I was. Not like we are, or anything.
[Crowd sniggers]
HOST: I forget, why DO you follow Ash around?
[Misty glares at Ash, holding togepi tightly, and then whines]
MISTY: 'Cause he broke my bike!
[Ash finally looks away from the camera and crosses his arms]
ASH: Wasn't MY fault Pikachu was hurt!
MISTY: Was too!
[Ash stands up]
ASH: Was not!
PIKACHU: [Sadly] Pika...
HOST: Whoa, you two. This isn't Jerry Springer! Well, let's bring out Brock!
[Sailor Moon walks out on stage]
SAILOR MOON: [Sweat drop] Whoops!
LUNA: [From offstage] Serena, I told you this wasn't the right show.
[Sailor Moon tries to exit without being noticed. All eyes are on her]
HOST: Ooookay... That was weird.
[A guy with a clipboard runs on stage and whispers something to the host]
HOST: Oh... yes... um... Brock can't come today. He seems to have had a little accident with Onix... Onix kind of sat down where Brock seems to been have standing... [Pulls his collar]
[Ash goes back to staring at the camera]
HOST: Let's bring out Gary.
[Gary comes out with a smug look on his face, and three beautiful girls following him. Then looks around, confused]
GARY: Hey... Isn't this the Gary Show? Don't you think I ought to have my own show by now??
[The girls nod in agreement]
HOST: Yeah... whatever you say. Well, Gary-
GARY: Who invited these LOSERS? [Points at Ash and Misty] Are you still trying to train that stupid Charizard of yours?
PIKACHU: Pika... chu
ASH: [Stops staring at the camera] No... I mean, yes...
GARY: [Laughs as he walks offstage, the girls laughing with him]
HOST: Right... Let's bring out Team Rocket now!
[Enter Jesse, James and Meowth.]
[A guy walks across stage with a sign that says 'BOO']
[The crowd boos]
JESSE: To protect the world from devastation!
JAMES: To unite all peoples wi--
HOST: We know, we know.
[Ash starts staring at the camera]
MEOWTH: We didn't even get to my part! And my part was the best!
JESSE: No it wasn't! 'Meowth, that's right!'? What an idiotic part... Maybe we should even cut you out of it!
JAMES: Just as long as I get to say 'Meowth, that's right'.
JESSE: [Pushes James] No! You are not getting that part! I get to say it. It would be my turn, anyway, since you say your name last!
JAMES: [Pushes Jesse back, to the crowds surprise]
ASH: [Stops staring at the camera, noticing what's happening] Hey! Why's Team Rocket here? Look! [Points at Meowth] A meowth! I gotta catch it!
MISTY: Ash Ketchum! That's not just any meowth! You don't want to catch that one! It's Team Rocket's meowth! Duh!
ASH: [Looks at Misty angrily] I knew that!
MISTY: Sure ya did!
ASH: I did!
JESSE: [Shoves James hard]
MISTY: Yeah, right!
ASH: [Face turns red]
TOGEPI: [Jumps off Misty's lap and walks over to Pikachu]
MISTY: Hey, Togepi! Come back here! [Runs after togepi, but knocks into Jesse and James into a huge pile on the floor]
ASH: Ha, ha!
[Jesse pulls Ash down on the floor with them]
[Pikachu and Togepi shake their heads sadly and walk off stage]
[Meowth sits down]
HOST: That's our show for today! Keep watching, and maybe someday we'll have a real Pokemon trainer! Ta-ta for now!