Disclaimer: I don't own Sky High. No big surprises there.

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"Why do I want to be a hero again?" Warren grumbled as he shoved the notepad across the table.

Magenta glanced down at the suggestions for superhero names that he'd written down in his barely legible scrawl. "Well, with any one of the names on this list, you could always go for a future in gay porn."

He snarled and snatched the notepad back. "You try coming up with a fire-related name that doesn't sound retarded."

"Not my job," the Goth girl said as she capped her pen, then slid her own notebook over to him.

She had just one name suggestion written down, Warren realized with disgust. "'Purple Kid'?"

"'Badass Purple Guinea Pig' is too much of a mouthful."

He leaned back in his chair and crossed his arms over his chest as he glared at his sidekick-to-be. She just glared back. "Then I'm going by 'Hot Head'," he said finally.

"Coach Boomer will be so proud!"

He threw his pen at her.