Terminator
The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Missing Scene from Season 2.
Ok, ok, call it a Fan Fiction 'out take' then!
'John's Meltdown'
Written By
ViagrA eXpreSS/Steve's Place

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Scene Setup for John's Meltdown.

Fade In From 'Never Ending' Commercials

John Connor ran into the makeshift kitchen, fired his favorite 9mm into the ceiling and screamed at both his Mother and his Uncle Derek, both siting at the makeshift kitchen table drinking coffee and cleaning guns; after yet another round of them both verbally bashing Cameron and threatening to burn his TIN MISS friend and protector,for the hundredth time.

"MOM... REESE! Get this through both of your thick skulls! I NEED CAMERON! Without Cameron there will be no JOHN CONNOR to lead the resistance to defeat Sky-net! If she dies, I will die or kill myself! If I die she will likely die as well! We need each other to do this job that I seem to have been born to do! Mom, that leader of the resistance, that you have trained all my life for, CAN NOT do this job without Cameron; I know that now! Get that through both or your bigoted, thick skulls! And know this also, Derek Reese, if you ever try to hurt Cameron again, I will terminate you; stone dead, uncle or not; and unfortunately the same applies to you too, Mom! Do you both FINALLY UNDERSTAND this? I CAN NOT, and more importantly, I WILL NOT do this without Cameron whether you like it or not; ACCEPT THAT OR BOTH OF YOU GET OUT OF MY LIFE; NOW!"

John then stormed out of their latest ramshackle hideout in a fit of boiling, teenage, overloaded, hormonal anger at both of them, not forgetting to mention being very red faced to boot.

Derek and Sarah turn to look at each other as Sarah says. "Did he just choose TIN MISS over family and threaten to kill us?"

"Yep, MEDAL BITCH over family. I need a stiff drink!" Derek grumbled.

Sarah continues. "You better not let him hear you call it MEDAL BITCH again or you just might find a 9mm hole in your head; and make that drink a Double Scotch!" Sarah sighs and rubs her teenage induced headache.

Derek then whispered. "And you might do well to stop calling it, an IT or TIN MISS, or the same might happen to you!" Derek got up to get the much needed Double Scotch and two clean paper cups.

As usual, Sarah gets the last words with. "He doesn't seem to mind me calling HER, TIN MISS!"

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Que Soft, Dramatic, Closing, Background Music And Credits.

Fade To Black.

Fade Into Commercials.

Set Commercials Volume Always 10x Louder Than Program.

Que, All Purpose Aspirin Commercial.

Then You Might Want To Hit The Mute Buttom

If You Don't Want To Here The Next 12 x 30 Second,

Feminine Highgean Product Commercials.

Fade To Black.

Switch TV Off.

Take Two of Those Advertised, All Purpose Aspirins

Because of LOUD, Commercials.

Have A Stiff Shot of That Scotch; Then Go To Bed.

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TIN MISS Location . . .

Eavesdropping With 'Super Cybernetic Enhanced Hearing'

And Wearing A 'Smug Smirk'

Makeshift Kitchen Table, Coffee, Guns, Fake Bullets and Other Props

Provided By 'The Acme All Purpose Prop Department'

Large Bottle Of Scotch Provided By 'The1Russter'

Scene Script and Paper Cups Provided By 'ViagrA eXperSS'