Disclaimer: I'm not Dan. So I did not create iCarly or its characters.

Heads up: I've seen fanfics that are in blog/chat formats. I really like that organization for iCarly, and it seems completely appropriate. Please don't hate and give it a chance :) I'll use text, chat, and email.


cShay: sam

mPuck: carl

cShay: sam

mPuck: get to the point carly

cShay: i think you know my point!

mPuck: mom made ham. lots of ham.

cShay: that is no excuse samantha puckett!

mPuck: are you home?

cShay: yes…why would i be using the computer if I werent?

cShay: h/o Freddie is requesting to join us

mPuck:

mPuck: d o n o t d o i t c a r l y !

[ freddieB has joined the conference ]

freddieB: hola

cShay: hi freddie

mPuck: momma is displeased

freddieB: sam can you be nice for once?

mPuck: do you have ham?

cShay: SAM!

mPuck: but i like ham

freddieB: her mom made ham didnt she?

cShay: yes

mPuck: at least you arent surprised

cShay: oh no

mPuck: oh?

mPuck: do you want ham too?

freddieB: sam

freddieB: do you really think that carly is concerned about ham?

freddieB: of course you do

freddieB: why did i ask

mPuck: because you are dumb

freddieB: am not

mPuck: are two

freddieB: too

mPuck: huh?

freddieB: too

freddieB: you meant too

mPuck: no I meant two times the stupid not too

cShay: D2

cShay: i have to go to the grocery store

cShay: spender left his wallet here

freddieB: do you want me to come too?

mPuck: two

cShay: no thanks

[ cShay has left the conference ]

freddieB: spencer is such a child sometimes

mPuck: you are just mad because he is awesome

freddieB: i am awesome too

mPuck: two

freddieB: will you STOP?

mPuck: TWO

mPuck: ham

freddieB: you are irritating

mPuck: ham is good for your soul

freddieB: you have a soul?

[ freddieB has left the conference ]

mPuck: he is a cute nerd sometimes