Sasuke the Avenger Ninja
(Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer)
"You know Naruto, and Shino, and Kiba, and Lee, Neji and Shika and even Chouji but do you recall the most coolest Genin of all.... Sasuke the avenger ninja had a duck butt hair-do and if you ever saw him he'd proble just glare at you. All of the other ninja's laughed at him behind his back,but if he ever caught them they'd be on his death list too. Then one dark and gloomy night Oro came to say "Sasuke with eyes so sharp won't you join me group tonight?" Then Naruto got angry and vowed to bring him back Oro you'd better be carefull or Sasuke will get you too."
"What are you singing Tobi?"
"Oh nothing Deidara-sempai."