One-shot!
James/Lily and Remus/Sirius
So yeah it has slash… Don't like it, don't read. Oh and some language not proper to sensitive people.
They kind of were having a pillow fight in the boys' dormitory. And Remus has a really weird mood swing.
It's just dialogue. Characters belong to J . K . Rowling
L: Haha, he is dead!
R: You murdered him…
L: Remus?
R: You fucking murdered my bloody sexy boyfriend…
L: …
L: Oups?
R: You're gonna die bitch!
L: Remus, I'm sooooooooorry!!
J: Hey, she ain't a bitch!!
R: !!!
J: Moony, stop chasing my girlfriend!!
R: She murdered my boyfriend!!
J: You called her bitch!!
R: He is dead!!
J: She is alive!!
R: …
L: …
L: James, that didn't make any sense.
J: …
J: Yeah, it didn't.
R: …
L: …
J: …
R: Die you delicious-boyfriends killer!!!
L: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!
L: !!!
J: Moony!! You're suffocating her!!
R: She killed my Sirius!!
J: MOONY!!
R: PRONGS!!
L: JAAAAAMES!! Help me!! He's going to kill me!!
S: Remmy, my love, I'm alive!!
R: Lily, you're dead!!
L: AAAAAAHH!!!
S: …
S: Prongs, he just ignored me and run away…
J: Yeah, he just kind of – LILYYYYYYYY!!! STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM HER MOONY!!!!
S: …
S: They just left me here alone…
Yeah, it kind of has too many "yeah's" and "kind of's".
But oh well.
Funny? Or not funny at all? Just review and tell me :]