A pair Akatuki men sat down at the round white oak table at the current hideout. "Ya know Zetsu, we're really not appreciated around here." Kisame, the most freakin awesome blue sword-wielding shark-like dude out there, stated. Zetsu looked up from his cup of herbal green tea. " Oh coarse we are you idiot…" " Ya know what, you're right!" Kisame shook his head.
" Seriously though, think about it. You have Itachi; he has more fan girls than his brother, dark and mysterious, and strong. Deidara, half the naru-tard population thinks he's a chick and the other half want to marry him. Sasori, the quiet artistic guy. Kazuzu; you could pay his to do anything. Hidan, who likes pain. Holy crap, even Tobi and Leader-sama (Pein) have fans that are obsessed over them!" Kisame rubbed his templates in frustration. Zetsu tilted his head to the side, "What's your point?"
Kisame looked up "Well, what about guys like us, I mean, you don't hear about hot chicks hanging up pictures of us in their rooms!"
"That's true, not to mention almost every fanfic out there we're either gay, nonexistent, or end up hooking up with a character nearly half our age."
Both men shook their heads.
" When was the last time a fanfic was written where a strong chick, that wasn't afraid, weak, or already been written about been hooked up with us?!" Zetsu scratched his head, "About as many times there have been OC's who liked us"
"I mean" Kisame started " almost all the fics I'm in, I end up with Itachi."
"Well, at least you're in fics." The Venus flytrap man argued.
There was a long silence in the room until Kisame snapped his fingers.
"I got it, we'll organize the ZKFC!"
Zetsu raised an eyebrow "The what?"
" The Zetsu and Kisame Fan Club!"
Zetsu nodded his head. Suddenly a girl came out of the shadows holding a few T-shirts with Kisame and Zetsu on them, " Come join the ZKFC, we have two wonderful Akatsuki members in need of love. Once joining you will receive a complementary T-shirt of both neglected members, and a cookie."
The ZKFC is not a national club nor will it ever be. Members are required to pay Kazuzu a twenty-five dollar entry fee and do not have any rights to exploit either men. You may hug them but we do not recommend it. You may even rent an Akatsuki member when joining the Gold members circle. There are some health risks once joining such as minor cuts, major cuts, lethal cuts, the possibility of being eaten alive, and constipation. Both characters do not belong LBA or any other member they belong to Masashi Kishimoto.
(A.N. Ya, no explanation really, I just love both of those guys, come join the ZKFC!)