Spiderman swung across the city, using his web powers to move from building to building with ease. Though halfway across the city his cell phone started to ring, his own theme song of course. He began to swing with only one hand as he pulled out his phone.
"Yeah, what? Oh, it's you, Spider pig! I didn't know pigs could dial phones...what do you want? Yes, I'll pick up some trash on the way home for you, I swear you eat like a pi--uh...well, never mind. Hm? Yeah, Green Lantern did lose his ring the other day, now he's powerless....pussy. Gets his powers from a ring...a freaking spider bit me! Anyway, I'll be"
Iron Man flew down in front of him, holding a pair of scissors. He cut the web Spidey was swinging on, sending him falling to the street below.
"My car!"
"I am Iron Man, and yes...Green Lantern is indeed a pussy."
Just then, a figure popped in to the right. "DR. OCTAGONAPUS, BLA--"
Iron Man blasted the freaky villain in the face and sent him flying away.
"I am still Iron Man, and that joke is overkill."