WHAT IS MY LIFE?! AS USUAL, I own nothing. Please enjoy.
"Hey, Yuu?"
"Yah, Yoichi?"
"Can I ask you something?"
"Sure."
"Okay, well… um…. This might sound really wierd…."
"What is it, Yoichi?"
"Well…Um…Uh…"
"Spit it out, already."
"Well…Uu… How do you… Where do babies… How are babies made?"
"…"
"Yuu?"
"…"
"Are you alright, Yuu?"
"…I beg your pardon?"
"…How are babies made…?"
"You've got to be kidding me."
"…. No, I'm serious."
"Why are we having this conversation right now?"
"I…Was just wondering."
"No, why are you wondering?"
"I was just wondering!"
"No, why were you wondering?"
"Out of curiosity!"
"You have a reason!"
"No I don't!"
"Yes you do!"
"Just answer the question."
"Its not that easily answered!"
"Why are you blushing?"
"Because this conversation is stupid! How do you not know?!"
"It was never really relevant when vampires were taking over everything!"
"So? I shouldn't have to tell you this!"
"Why?"
"Because. It's. WIERD."
"….Yuu?"
"…"
"Yuu? Is this because you don't either?"
"NO!"
"…Its okay if you don't…."
"I know, darn it!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Is this because of Serena?"
"Serena?"
"She did get pregnant recently and now she started skipping all those classes.…"
"…"
"Yoichi?"
"…She met with me a few months ago…"
"What? No way, really?"
"…She was talking really fast and I didnt know what she wanted. She seemed really mad. And then she… She…"
"She what?"
"… She kissed me…"
"…Thats it?!"
"….She anounced it a few months later… I dont know, I just thought… that I might have disapointed my sister on acident…"
"…..SERIOUSLY?"
"…."
"…You have nothing to worry about. You cant kiss a girl and get her pregnant."
"Really?"
"Yah."
"…Thank you…"
"Youll always be more of a cherry boy than me."
"What did you say?"
"Nothing. Go back to sleep."
"Okay. Goodnight Yuu."
"Goodnight you wierdo."
