"Oh Yeah!!"
It's time for me to try my hand at a crack fic!!! Yippee. I'm not really sure where this came from but it came so here it goes!!!
So it was a typical day at HQ. Mustang was drooling on his work instead of writing on it. Hawkeye wasn't able to go to target practice thanks to the crappy weather and decided to occupy herself with the dartboard. Havoc was smoking and looking up porn on the Internet (they have computers because I magically bestowed it upon them). Fury was twiddling around with his old radio and Falman was actually doing official paperwork.
Moments later Ed and Al run into the office shortly followed by an overly enthusiastic Armstrong. "Oh I haven't seen you in so long Elric brothers. Let me show you my muscles! You have surely forgotten just how beautiful they are!" The brothers screamed "NO!!!" in unison but, alas, it was too late and Armstrong's shirt had already been ripped off.
Mustang, who had been effectively woken from his stupor, suddenly pointed to the door and said, "What and who the hell is that?"
Everyone looked to the door, even Armstrong and were surprised to see the Kool Aid man standing there.
Unfortunately for the Kool Aid man, no one in Armestris knew who he was and so, instead of being greeted by delighted children who wanted Kool Aid, he was greeted by blank stares.
The Kool Aid man decided to fix this awkward silence with his favorite phrase, "Oh Yeah!!" He knew that no one would be able to resist repeating after him, not even the Armesterians. Seconds later everyone in the office screamed, "Oh Yeah!!" in unison without really knowing why.
The Kool Aid man was so happy he tried it again with the same effect, but just as he was about to try it again Ed interrupted him, "Guys what the hell are we doing?! Can't you see that someone has transmuted a huge pitcher glass and attached an evil soul to it?! We cannot allow his hypnotic powers to get to us! That red fluid inside of him must be the blood of those who were hypnotized before us! Let's stop him!" "Yeah! Ed's right," said Mustang, "All right men. I order you to attack him! Now!"
"Oh No!!" said the Kool Aid man.
"Oh Yeah!!" said Mustang. Then he flamed the Kool Aid man and melted him it a puddle of glass and Kool Aid.
"Yes we did it!" screamed Ed.
"Oh Yeah!!" screamed everyone in the office.
THE END!!! Oh Yeah!!