A/N: This is my first Zelda piece, so here we go, hope you like!

You Did What?

Nayru sat on her perch in the clouds, watching the people of Hyrule going about their daily lives, with an unsure look on her face, something was wrong, she couldn't feel the force of the Triforce anywhere.

"Hey Nayru! Hows it hanging?"

The Goddess of Time rolled her eyes as her loud-mouthed companion strolled up behind her.

"Whatcha doing up here all on your lonesome?" Din asked.

Nayru sighed. Although Din may be of Goddess stature and power, she sure didn't act like it unless she had to, "I'm watching the people down below, if you really want to know"

It was the fiery redhead's turn to sigh as she placed her hands on her hips, "Oh you're doing that again, are you? I don't see the point in it personally, I mean, they're doing fine now aren't they? They've got a good King on the throne and Zelda is his successor, plus they have that hot Link guy to get rid of any bad guys!"

She leant on her friend's shoulder. "Just let loose for once, ya know? Have some fun" Her hand slipped from Nayru's shoulder as she stood up and turned around. "This is not the time to 'Let loose' or 'Have some fun' Din, I cannot feel the Triforce Aura anymore!"

Din burst out laughing. Loudly. "And this comes as a suprise to you sweetie?"

Nayru looked shocked. "Din! This is the Triforce! You know, those three gold triangles? Power, Wisdom and Courage? Usually associated with the Hero of Time? Does any of this ring any bells? Or have you been drinking the Jack Daniel's again?"

Din grinned, "I've been trying Jack with Diet Coke lately-"

"Not the point Din"

"Oh, okay then. Well yes, I'm not stupid, I do know what the Triforce is, for Heaven's sake!"

Nayru sighed again, "Then why aren't you at least a bit worried that we haven't been able to sense the Triforce, when it was so clear just yesterday?"

The Goddess of Power placed her hands on her hips, "Because my E-bay auction ended last night"

Nayru looked at her, "Your what?"

"My E-bay auction" Din said innocently. Nayru sat down on the cloud-floor and Din sat with her. "Are you telling me. . . . that. . .you sold the Triforce?"

"Yeah. . . What of it? I mean, Gannon's gone, isn't he?" The Goddess of Wisdom moved in front of her friend and grabbed her shoulders.

"You do realise that we now don't know who has the Triforce now? And what if they don't pay for it?!"

"No sweat sweetie, it's just some Zelda freak from that Japan place, obsessed with Hyrule, especially Zelda, calls himself, 'The Link Between Worlds' what a loser. But he's paying good Rupee for it and did it all through , the cash is sitting in our accounts at this very minuet!"

Nayru perked up immediately with the mention of money. "Really? It is? Let's see?" Din held up her balance sheet.

And the passive Nayru's eyes turned to saucers.

And the fact that their beloved Triforce had been sold was pushed to one side as the Goddesses planned their next shopping spree...

The End

Disclaimer: I do not own or hold any rights to Zelda or any of it's characters, E-bay, or , I just used them in the Zelda world. . . .

And I don't know about the weird Japanese guy. . .He may exist, he may not. Who knows??

This was my first ever Zelda fiction, and I haven't read many anyway, so reviews would really make me smile!

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