It was another day at lab as aliens were teleporting and breaking things. Gordon Freeman and his best friend Barney were playing a game of zombie bowling. Gordon had swings the ball and gets a strike. Barney was going to give Gordon a hug but just then he was eaten by ceiling monster! Gordon was sad, and he was fired from his job because people shouldn't be sad they should be HAPPY!
Later Gordon was at bar getting drunk. Suddenly all of a sudden a black ops assassin walked into the bar. Gordon looked at her and noticed how much she reminds him of Barney. Gordon was lonely now so he decided to kidnap her. So he pull pills in the assassin's drink and she was knocked out and was put in Gordon car.
When blacks op assassin woke up she found herself tied up in Gordon's chair in Gordon's house. Gordon was now a Bad Guy so he is going to rap her. The assassin was scared. The assassin was afraid. Gordon smiles as he shoves his cook in her mouth. Now she was raped so they both took nap.
The next yesterday somebody saw everything and called the cops. The police came quickly because black ops assassin was their friend so they were angry. Gordon woke up to the sound of the open of front door so he pulled out rocket launcher and goes rocket launching at hostiles. Rocket ammo was gone so Gordon kicked cops with his fists.
While Gordon was fought the cops, assassin untied herself and ran away underwater. Gordon saw her and use gravity gun to pull her out. The black ops was shivering and her leather was wet from swimming underwater. Gordon got hard and had naughty idea and was going to rape the assassin again for a second time.
But Gordon has notices there was one cop left standing. Gordon pulled out crowbar and officer pulls stun stick. Then they there when suddenly just then but not in soon out across and Gordon fell. Gordon Freeman was arrested and was arrested and taken to prison.
End.