A/N: Ok, this is my first attempt at a longer fic and also the first one that is not yet completed! I hope others find this funny as well, and I hope that it is original. There aren't any others like it that I know of, and I've spent a lot of time browsing the Star Wars parodies. Anyways, I hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars. Characters may be OOC for humor.
Chapter 1: The Quest Begins (who is that stranger, anyways?)
"Hey Kylo!" a cloaked figure whisper-shouted to Kylo Ren.
He was surprised by the sudden whisper.
"Wha- Who are you? How did you even get in here?!" he yelled, drawing his lightsaber.
The cloaked figure simply waved him off. "Eh, I won't bother you with the minor details of crossing the boundaries of reality and fiction and whatnot."
Now Kylo was confused, and a confused Kylo Ren is an angry Kylo Ren. He shifted his lightsaber to the cloaked figure's neck, or his approximation of where the neck would be, as the cloak and the shadows that the mysterious person was standing in did not help as far as eyesight went.
"Why are you here?" he repeated, his voice threateningly low. "Who are you? I won't ask again."
The mystery person remained unconcerned about the perilous position they were in. "Who am I? You can just call me 'R.' As for why I'm here, I just came to ask you something." 'R' paused for a second. "You do realize that Darth Vader returned to the light side, right? And what did he even start that you need to finish?"
Kylo was about to slash this 'R' through for having the audacity to mention the great Darth Vader, when he had a sudden thought that made him pause.
'R' was right. Darth Vader had returned to the light in the end. Well, if Kylo wanted to be just like his grandfather, he had a few things he needed to do...
A/N 2: Well, it's shorter than I had hoped, but it is only the beginning! I don't know when the next chapter will be posted, since I haven't started on it yet, but hopefully I will have time this weekend to write. See you then! Please review, even if it is to complain about something. I would really appreciate even constructive criticism.