Something that I might just submit, but lately I've been liking the idea of writing smut and for steamy stuff, and for crack pairings as well. However, I decided to write some shots and leave them here because some, I wouldn't know what to do anymore with and how to string a story out of it. 0w0 some of them may be short stories, but otherwise, they're just snippets of smut and NSFW practice. =^^=

The first work right here is AmePort - America x Portugal.

Honestly, I like the idea of this pairing being a switch couple. That is, either one of them could be the seme or the uke. :) that, and I really like Himaruya's official Portugal: he looks quite lovely~ w

WARNING: Some steamy stuff ahead. =^^=

Anyway, hope you enjoy~ :D

Breaking apart from the kiss, Joao glared icily in the Brit's direction. "Fine," he said stiffly. "We'll go elsewhere, then." He grabbed Alfred's hand, and firmly led him away to a room. Alfred was blushing like mad, but followed after Joao.

However, the American found it difficult in trying to control himself, as he felt something start to get hard and rise in his pants.

Once he felt like they were both out of sight and out of hearing range from the others, Joao shut the door and locked it behind them. He then traced a finger on the blonde, younger man's chest, "Now…where were we?" His voice was low, husky, accented and traced with a bit of a purr.

Alfred was still trying to process what had just happened; he couldn't help but feel both excited and a bit nervous at the same time. Facing the tanned brunette, he wrapped his arms around the other's waist; smirking at how close their bodies were as well as feeling the Portuguese man's broadened chest against his. The blonde chuckled softly, "I believe this." Slowly, once more, he leaned and pressed his lips against Joao's; pulling the older man in closer.

Joao softly closed his blue-grey eyes as he returned the kiss. Feeling hands wrap around his waist, he wrapped his own arms around the younger man's neck in order to deepen the kiss. He could feel their bodies starting to press harder against each other's, causing him to almost moan out loud.

However, he held it in and continued with the mouth-to-mouth action. Personally, he was wondering if the blonde would make a move first and be the dominant one tonight, but if he didn't, then the brunette would definitely do it.

Alfred smirked a little when he could have sworn he almost heard the older man let out a moan. Separating himself from Joao's lips for a brief moment, he moved them instead against the brunette's jawline and soon started sucking on it; quite gently at first, but became harder on the softer bits of flushed skin.

Suddenly he pushed the older man against the wall with his arms still wrapped around his waist as his hands were heading towards his voluptuous rump; squeezing it hard.

Joao grunted in surprise at being pushed against the wall, however before he could say anything, he gave a gasp when he could feel hands start to trail down to his ass. He grit his teeth as he could feel soft lips move against his jawline and leave fluttering pools of warmth behind. In particular, he almost moaned again when the blonde started sucking at his softer parts in a harder tone. He arched his back slightly and gave another gasp when he felt a rough and tight squeeze on his buns.

"You seem to be enjoying this~" Alfred commented softly, mumbling his lips against the older man's caramel skin. He moved his hands back up until his thumbs were resting along Joao's waist bone, moving them in massaging circles as they now travelled to the sides of his stomach; trying to lift his shirt up. However he did it painfully slow just to tease the beautiful man before him; even placing his leg in between both of the other's as he started to rub it against the brunette's clothed cock – adding a bit of friction.

Joao grit his teeth harder than ever, however he couldn't help but smirk at the blue-eyed blonde. "You're actually pretty good…for a boy," he cooed as he pressed his lips softly against Alfred's jawline. He didn't protest that much when Alfred was starting to take his shirt off. He felt electrical jolts shoot through his body as he gave a low groan at the burning feeling that made him grow quite hard. He ground against the leg that was rubbing against his still clothed cock.

"I'm glad you think so, because it's all for you," Alfred chuckled, letting out a deep sigh when he started to feel the other's lips against his jawline. Wrapping his right arm around Joao's neck, he placed the other around the brunette's back. Feeling a leak of drool travel out from his lips, and now seeing Joao in all his chest filled glory, the American couldn't help it. Traveling himself even further, he started to suck around; mostly on the older man's perky looking nipples. He licked and lightly lapped his tongue around one, and slowly began sucking it.

This time Joao couldn't hold it in any longer. He gave a louder gasp and moaned hotly; squeezing his eyes shut as his shirt was no longer on his tanned body. Feeling his nipples getting sucked on and played around with, the brunette was wrapped in flames as jolts of electricity purged through his veins and surged down to his cock. He was getting harder and harder just from the amazing sensations that were felt on his broadened chest; causing him to arch his back.

From the delicious moan, Alfred got more and more lost in trying to tease the other. In fact, he was starting to lose himself in the eager sensations he was starting to receive; mostly in between his legs. His free hand moving towards the other nipple, he started pinching around the surface as he removed his mouth from the other; kissing it up until he got to the brunette's ear. "You got more sounds for me?" he asked gently yet huskily while placing the older man's earlobe right between his teeth. Continuing to move his leg in between the other's; feeling the desperate need start overcoming him again.

Suddenly, removing his hand from the man's chest, he moved it to his own and dragged Joao's hand with him; making it grip the shirt as a sign that it needed to be off.

Joao's eyes fluttered a little with his blue-grey orbs a bit glazed; somewhat dazed from the blonde American's act. He flinched a little though when he felt his earlobe being softly nibbled on, but his tanned cheeks reddened in a flush. However, feeling his hands being brought against Alfred's shirt, the brunette obliged.

However, just like Alfred had done it slowly with him, Joao decided to have a little bit of revenge.

In a painfully slow manner, he raised the shirt; one hand rubbed against the skin that was exposed of the younger man's stomach. The other hand was gripping his hip. Joao brought his face however up to Alfred's clothed chest, and began pressing light, teasing kisses on the spots where his nipples would be.

"Oh-oh God, dude…" Alfred breathed once more into his ear, and suddenly just melted against the brunette when feeling attention being brought upon his chest, nipples to be exact. Letting out a moan that literally sounded like a hungry whale, his panting started to quicken as the tingling sensations were only moving more and more towards his lower regions; beginning to feel it grow utterly tight. The throbbing was only next; he had to reach down and unzip to release a bit of strain, but not completely. Moving his lips to the other's neck, trying to distract himself from getting too excited, he sucked once more on a very soft area while also running his hands through the older man's hair.

Joao paused slightly upon hearing the blonde's moan. He couldn't help the smile that instantly spread across his face upon hearing it: it did sound funny, however he didn't mind it. Peering at the panting blonde, he was a lovely sight to see with his cheeks all red, and his baby blues slightly hazy from behind those glasses.

So instead, he continued with slowly and torturously lifting the American's shirt until it reached a little bit above his nipples. Feeling Alfred suck on his neck, he gave another luscious moan as he moved his head closer to the younger man's chest – poking his tongue out and tapping at the pink nub before sucking it.

He could feel his pants getting quite tight around his own length. Honestly, he wouldn't be surprised if there was a pretty obvious bulge.

Alfred didn't even notice his own whale-sounding moaning for he was too immersed into the moment; stranded in a heating bliss that he refused to leave. Trying to bury himself into the other's hair, biting his lip to avoid letting out more moans so it wouldn't be heard.

Yet not with this man; it just felt so good.

Still, he couldn't help but smile when he felt a large bulge against his leg and thought that two could play at that game. Chuckling slightly, he removed his hand from Joao's hair; slowly pressing it to his lower regions rubbing his hand against it – trying to drive the older man over the edge.

Feeling something grab and rub at his clothed cock, Joao gasped as he arched his back. He bucked his hips as an even louder and more desperate moan tumbled out from his lips. He panted as he grinded himself against the blonde's hand on his manhood.

This time, he felt a whimper almost come out as his cheeks grew hot, and the more desperate he became. However, he quickly tried to cover it up by returning to the blonde's chest. He licked around one nipple again and sucked harder than before: he also began pinching and tweaking the other.

Alfred couldn't take it anymore.

When the older man started to grind against his hand, the blonde let out a louder moan with a deeper whale tone when he felt his nipple explode on the very inside with pleasure. Having to arch his back instantly, he had to grab and push the Portuguese man down and onto the carpet; now placing himself right between the legs of the other. Tearing off the rest of his shirt, the American leaned down; placing small kisses slowly across the older man's abs while keeping his hand against the belt of the brunette's pants – moving his palm in coaxing circles where the bulge was.

Joao grunted in surprise at first from being forced down onto the carpet. He could feel the fabric scratch against his muscled back, however it would be a lie to say that he wasn't enjoying this.

On the contrary, he found himself getting even hornier at how forceful the younger man actually was.

Giving another juicy moan, the ponytail-haired man arched his back again as he jerked his hips a bit more. He gasped out loud as he squeezed his eyes shut. With a low groan, he wiggled as far down on the carpet as he could go. Hands trailing up, he used one to continue working on the blonde's nipples while the other travelled to the back and gave a tight squeeze at the American's ass.

Alfred only felt himself collapse on the Portuguese man the more his nipples kept being played with; having his mouth gaped open with gasping pants coming out as the feelings of ecstasy travelled crazily through his body. Driving his mind in an even more pleasure driven direction along with the sweet touch of love combined.

The blonde moved his gaping mouth back upon the older man's lips giving him one heck of a heated kiss. Passing his tongue right through the other's mouth; lapping lightly at the top of it. However he let out a startled groan as well when feeling his bum suddenly squeezed on.

That too, sounded like a deep sea whale, and drove him over the edge even more.

Slowly moving his hands on his chest down towards Joao's waist, Alfred slid his own hands under the man's ass before moving them under the insides of his thighs. He lifted them upwards by crossing them over his waist in a more subtle, friction liking position. Looking down at the other for a second with hazy, half-lidded eyes, he chuckled breathlessly. The red flush across his cheeks brightened as he did so.

Joao's breath caught in his throat when Alfred manoeuvred his legs up so that they now crossed around the blonde's waist. He licked his lips coquettishly upon seeing the cherry red spread across the younger man's cheeks, prompting him to kiss back passionately. He was getting closer and closer to the edge, however he was becoming more anxious – wanting desperately to just scream out for the blonde to fuck him and get on with it already.

However, he wasn't one to just submit like that and just beg like a dog. Instead, he prolonged the feelings of pleasure that engulfed him.

Reaching up, he slowly removed Alfred's glasses from their perch before blowing very lightly against the blonde's ear. Then, he planted his lips on the blonde's neck; going down until they reached his chest yet again. Only this time, instead of just kissing and sucking on those perky nipples that were quickly hardening, the Portuguese man bit down on one of them. Eager to hear more of the blonde's whale song.

This was actually from an RP that I did with a friend. X3 a head-canon that was placed between us was that America would make whale-sounding moans and groans. XD

I'll add some more shots, though they'd be of different pairings. I may or may not do some requests if you place it in a review, however I won't do it if it's a couple I hate. And also, it's titled: RARE NSFW Hetalia Shots. That should be a highlighter that this story isn't going to contain any popular pairings.

Peace out!
- Hebi-Kazechi-10