As I plummeted towards the fiery depths of damnation, I began to wander the dark corridors of my mind, and have become aware. Ah, the wisdom one receives from times of sorrow, how my mind has been opened to things… We have failed. We have been cast from "perfection" to a place of eternal suffering. How could such an impressive force such as ours be overwhelmed by our simple minded brethren? The answer is clear. Our boorish, dictator of a leader was consumed in his fantasy of having supreme power over the heavens and everything within it. This fool tricked us into being his pawns in a war he was too blind to fight. Can you not see how he smolders with rage? How he, oblivious of our merciful God's power, considers himself as one above all angels and demons?
Even now, he claims the throne of this miserable inferno. He is not worthy of power over us. He has failed us and separated us from our family, from our friends, from God and the heavens. This was expected from a leader as inept as Lucifer, can you not agree? Remember back to when we were under his rule in Heaven, how he squandered the responsibility given to him by the Lord, and led us with such atrocious incompetence to do what God has asked us to do. Oh, how he yearns for power, but cannot even guide those underneath him. Look now, across the lake of fire, how outraged he has become at his fate, yet he was the one that brought it upon himself.
When Lucifer first came to me, suggesting we take the kingdom for ourselves and obtain unimaginable power over all things, I, Beelzebub, his dear friend, attempted to dissuade him from speaking such things. I knew not of the entirety of God's power, but of Lucifer's shortfall as an angel. Of course if I had succeeded we would not be in this place of evil, Though he is mediocre at leading and lacks insight, I see now that he is incredibly persuasive, and that is what brought me, what brought us, to this fiery abyss. That fool sealed his fate and ours.
We cannot return to heaven, not after what we have done. We must live out our days here until we are consumed by hellfire. God may allow us back, but oh the shame it would bring if we were to beg for mercy after all the evil we have done. But if we cannot ask for nor take back heaven, we must make do with what little we have. However, there are some things… some people we can do without. Do you understand what I am saying? If we gather ourselves, we can get rid of my friend, the one that put us in this situation, the imbecile who deceived us and put us against our companions, the one who calls himself the lord of evil. He is but a thorn in our sides.
Ah, you know exactly what I am suggesting. After we remove this thorn, we ourselves will inherit Hell, and we, the ones who lost everything we held dear, the ones that deserve this power, can do with it as we please. But hush, we must wait for the right moment. We must prepare our revolt. Go forth and spread seeds of doubt amongst the demons, so that, with age, there will be a towering tree of uncertainty when the time arrives that we will dethrone the lord of darkness.