First, if you don't like it, DON'T REVIEW! I don't care if it's Strange.
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Sonic looked up to the Painting on the wall. A dull Mona Lisa. He was not angry about Tail's Reading, Amy's Chittering, Or Knuckle's Seizure. He had not had a chili dog all day.
"Any of you guys have a spare chili dog?"
The group looked at him.
Then Amy Cried out
"Road trip!"
And she dumped them all in her car and drove to Alaska.
"Why Here?"
Knuckles asked, Between Convulsions.
"Because of the Blubber Nuggets!"
Tails Cried, Holding high a box Of Nuggets made of Blubber.
Amy smacked him in the head with her Hammer.
"No! Because I want to freeze you all! Then I will Capture Sonic and Make him Marry me! Muahhah!"
Tails used his Magical Blubber Nugget powers to warp them All to Hawaii
"Let us be not cold!"
He exclaimed, holding a box of coco nuggets now.
"Nooooo! Im melting!"
Amy yelled as sonic Ran over her and she was washed into the Ocean.
"Ahhhh! It's Sonic! Hide me Knuckles!"
Tails Cried, Hiding behind the Now Breathing Knuckles.
"What's wrong with Him?"
Tails Shivered behind Knuckles.
"He does stuff to me man...He makes me play Barbie with him!!AHHHHH!"
Cream Used Her Laser Eyes to Make Sonics' Head explode.
"It's OK Mr. Tails"
She said As Amy Came Back up from the Ocean with a Hockey mask And A machete.
"Immm Gonne Kill You "She said
Knuckles punched her in the face.
"Activate, ultra Robot Go Mode!"
Tails Yelled, Turning into a big robot.
He shot a gun at Amy
"Die Infidel!"
AS he used his Pope Hat Missile to incinerate her.
Sonic Came Back from the Box.
"Hi! How are you peop doing? Did you miss me?"
He said, As Tails used His Killing Ultra Cannon of DOOM
"Here's your Barbie!"
He said, turning back to normal Tails but he had a submachine gun.
Now it was Cream's Turn to yell
"Road trip!"
And drive them to a hotel in Kansas.
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Things will get less Chaotic later. Any Ideas? And, for you who don't like it, here's a reminder.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,DON'T REVIEW!