Mikomi: Okay so this is our first story and we decided to do a Star Wars theme and I hope we don't offend anyone..I mean I'm so upset that we had to make Anakin gay because I ABSOLUTELY LOVE Hayden Christensen! Now Nenriki tolerates my obsession but hates it! haha
Nenriki: Sadly I do tolerate it...Enjoy the story!
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In a galaxy far, far, far, far, far, far, far, etc. away there were two men, one of sexy, macho nature and the other of austereuestiously—wait no, its…austere…yeah and compelling nature. These two men bore the names of Anakin Skywalker and Obi wan Kenobi. As they giddily rode in their spaceships Anakin looked at the buttons in confusion.
"Master, what I am about to tell you, you must not tell anyone else, for it will ruin the elusion of my machoness. But HOW THE HELL DO YOU WORK THIS FUCKING SPACESHIP!"
Obi Wan shifted uncomfortably. "Oh dear, and for a second I thought you were going to confess to me that you liked men." He then turned to his other headset. "R2D2 take over Anakin's controls."
Anakin bit his bottom lip. Should he tell him? He sucked in his pride and calmly said, "Actually…I do. Why do you think that later in the movie I spend so much time with Senator Palpatine in his office…all alone?"
Obi Wan gasped. "You aren't supposed to tell the readers that you moron!"
Anakin looked around, bullets whizzing past his ship. "Readers?" he questioned.
Obi Wan smacked himself. "No! There's nothing out there."
Soon they reached the ship with little trouble. They got out of their space pods as soon as Anakin figured out what button to push to get out of the space ship. He did a very cool flip in the air. So cool, that space ship was frozen. He dramatically whipped out his lightsaver. Here's a little fun fact. A lightsaver is a saver of light. Just in case you did not know that.
Obi Wan smiled triumphantly as he exited his newly furnished spaceship. He looked down to make sure everything was in tact and gasped…very loudly. For, his LEFT SHOE WAS MISSING!
"Oh no!" he cried. "My left shoe is missing!" (If you don't get this…watch The Island)
And then…out of nowhere a narcoleptic poodle crash through the wall. (If you don't get this…watch Moulin Rouge.) Anakin's eyes gleamed.
"OHMIGOSH! A poodle! Awwww," he said stroking its fur. The poodle didn't budge…because of course it was narcoleptic. A/N: Mikomi: I need to write an essay on that…about narcoleptic poodles…I LOVE that word…ok sorry.) He kicked the poodle softly. It still didn't move. Anakin got very frustrated.
"WHY WON'T THE FUCKING POODLE MOVE!"
Obi Wan sighed.
"We have earth shattering news," said the person in Obi Wan's radio. "Steve Irwin was just killed by a ferocious sting ray. It pierced him right through the heart."
Obi Wan scoffed. "Stupid Steve. We all knew he'd die."
Back with Anakin…
"GOD DAMMIT MOVE!"
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After many, many distractions our two heroes made it to the "room". (Mikomi: Save me! Nenriki threatened to smite me with an iron rod!) Anyways…Senator Palpatine smiled when he saw Anakin. However, when he saw Obi Wan he wiggled his eyebrows suggestively. Anakin didn't notice, but Obi Wan clung to the side of the wall in fear.
"Palpatine!" Anakin rejoiced, running towards him with arms stretched out before him.
"Anakin!" he rejoiced back.
Before they could embrace, Count Dooku (dun dun dun) burst through the door! "Anakin! Obi Wan! I see you have found my hiding place."
Obi Wan took a step forward. "The sexiness of my sock has doubled since the last time we met," he said wiggling his toes.
Count Dooku nodded in admiration. "Yes, so, cup of tea?"
"I'd love to!" Anakin said. Obi Wan hit him on the back of the head. "Not you, you moron. He's talking to me!"
Anakin pouted.
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In the main control room…
Greevious (It's like green except with a vious!) paced back and forth. "Dooku is hopeless. Release the narcoleptic poodles!"
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Obi Wan sat sipping happily on his cup of tea. "We'd love to stay for crumpets but we must be escaping now."
Count Dooku nodded. "Oh ok. Well, I think what I would say right now if this were an action movie would be…You must get past me first," he said jumping dramatically out of his chair and pulling out his red lightsaver.
Anakin ignited his pink lightsaver where the handle was decorated with tiny flowers.
Count Dooku said, "Oh! Where do you get your lightsaver done! I want one!"
Obi Wan fell to the floor shielding his eyes. The gayness was more than he could take.
"Oh I got it on the corner of fifth and—"
"Kill him Anakin!" Palpatine yelled from his chair.
Anakin's eyes gleamed. "Yes sir!" Anakin closed his eyes and swung his lightsaver in all directions. Count Dooku did the same. Not ONCE did their lightsavers touch, which caused Obi Wan to cry.
Obi Wan crawled over to the table where they had been having their tea and threw a small cup at Dooku's head. It hit him and he fell over. Anakin opened his eyes and cheered. "Boo yah!"
Obi Wan, seeing Anakin's lightsaver, fainted once again. Anakin walked over to Count Dooku and untied him. "Thank you, Anakin," he said rubbing his wrists. "Let's go, we don't have much time."
"But we must get Obi Wan!" Anakin protested.
"We have to leave him! We'll never make it out alive with him on your back!"
"But we CAN'T leave him," Anakin said with tears in his eyes. "I LOVE him!"
Senator Palpatine gasped. "What…?" he asked quietly, disbelievingly.
"I said I love him. He's like a brother to me."
Senator Palpatine let out a sigh of relief. "Oh, is that all?"
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Back at Anakin's home…
Mace Windu burst dramatically through the door. "Padme!"
Padme looked up from her book. "Mace? What is it? Is everything alright?"
Mace gasped for air. "No! Everything's not alright! I found out from a secret source that Anakin is…is—gayyy!" He sobbed.
Padme gasped and put to her mouth. A few minutes later a light bulb appeared over her head. Mace stared in awe. "Whoa! I want a light bulb over my head."
"There is no time for that. I must seduce Anakin!"
Mace nodded. "Right! Quickly! To seduction mobile!"