Yay! First chapter is here! Reminder: This is a short story and will be 5-6 chapters long only. But it will be fun^^ Please enjoy and review!

"Oh Max! I love you soooo much!" Fang whispered. He had a dreamy look in his eyes as he grabbed my hand and nuzzled my nose with his.

"Aww…I love you too Fang!" I said back, and we skipped down the beach until suddenly, we heard the Macarena song. And we began to dance.

Ring! Ring!

I woke up screaming, "Macarena time!"

Damn that stupid alarm clock. The ringing had waked me up startled from my dream.

But that's not the only reason I hated that alarm clock.

Because, after ten rings, the alarm clock exploded with a Boom! And I was sprayed with some sort of green slime.

I stood there for a second, dazed wondering what happened. Then some brain cells came back to life and four words flashed in my head.

Get Iggy and Gazzy.

Suddenly, the flash of a camera came from my doorway, and before I could turn and look, the perpetrators had run away leaving a trail of dust like in the cartoons.

I stormed out of the room with the green ooze dripping from my hair, and mouth frothing. When I reached the living room, I saw a perfectly normal breakfast scene. Except for the wings of course. But Angel, Nudge and Ella were giggling, and my mom looked a little stony. Gazzy, Iggy and Fang however, had put fake masks of innocence.

So Fang was involved too. The Bane of My Existence, who I loved with every feather in my wings, had betrayed me.

He'd been Iggified. –gasp-

"I…am….going to…kill….you…." I snarled out between deep breaths.

They blinked twice before the three of them burst out laughing, and then I lost control. I lunged at them, their juice and eggs falling everywhere, and beat the crap out of them.

And I liked it.

Whoa, total Katy Perry flash.

As my fists pounded every inch of their sorry bodies, they continued to laugh, blocking me off weakly with their arms. I tried to hit Fang the hardest. That stupid, clueless, completely mind-blowingly hot idiot.

How could he not know I loved him?

After a couple more swipes, I got off them, pretty sure Mom would be mad if I murdered them.

"We're…we're sorry…." Iggy gasped out between hysterics. I gave him one last kick before running to my shower and turning on the hot water. While trying to clean the ooze that had somehow found its way to my wings, I thought,

"I have to get them back and I would need help."

I toweled quickly and put some clothes on before racing back to the living room. The boys were nowhere in sight.

Ella and Nudge were playing Duck-duck-goose with Angel on the floor. What can I say? Things got pretty slow around here these days. But it was about to get exciting.

"You guys wanna help me plan my revenge?" I asked in a dark voice, and their faces lit up.

"I was wondering when you were going to ask," Ella said happily.

Mom walked in through the kitchen and said, "Girls, revenge doesn't always help anything,"

"So? It's a heck load of fun," I answered back, and they nodded eagerly.

It was so on.

There you go! Sorry for the shortness of the first chapter, I promise it gets better. Anyways, do you know that a capital I and lowercase l look exactly the same? See! I l The first one's an I, and the second an L. So confusing. Anyways, review!