Shoot Me Down

by Hey Buddy You In London

And this my friends, is the torture chamber known simply as: High School. "The point is Cato can suck you and Fuck you all he wants. I have to use my damn imagination. You're Cato's jolly Fuck. I can't beat that."

Shoot Me Down

Shadda stood outside, waiting for the cash-for-Clunkers school bus to arrive. She had run out of gas money for her car, deeming it"Grass,gas or ass; No one rides For free."She even had the bumper sticker. Which her friend Abby bought. For her birthday. As the bus pulled around the corner, Shadda swore a duck was being strangled. As she stepped on the bus, she searched the sea of unfamiliar faces till she saw the unmistakable blonde hair of Cato. Her boyfriend. She sat down beside him.
"Hey Cato." She said.
"Hey babe." He planted a small, chasté kiss on her cheek. A blush covered her cheeks.
"Hey, where's my kiss?"
"Hello, Peeta." Shadda laughed.
"Is there any place I could hide Foxface's body when I murder her?" Abby asked, plopping down in the seat across the aisle,
"Only in the library." Cato replied.
"Library?"
"Yeah, you know the book rental for free place?"
"Smartass. Is it that old?"
"What he means is, you can hide her body in the restricted section."
"What the fuck is this, Harry Potter?" Abby asked.
"If it is, you're Ron Weasley." Peeta teased.
"More so, Ginny Weasley." Cato amended.
"What? And you're Harry Potter I suppose?" Shadda joked.
"No... Draco Malfoy."
" I am so not Pansy Parkinson."
"More..Astoria Greengrass" Peeta said.
"In that case, you're Neville, Peeta." Shadda poked.
"Cato, then let's see, I'm Pansy" Abby said.
"No, you're smarter than that dumb bitch."Cato snapped.
"Then I'm Hermione Granger." Abby retorted.
"Who the fuck cares, just hide Foxface's body in the part of the library no one's allowed in!" Shadda quipped.
"Ok." Abby said. Katniss stood in the aisle, Abby stood up to let her in." But how will I get it in there?"
"That's what my ex girlfriend said." Peeta said.
"Just...No.."Abby said.
"What are we talking about?" Katniss asked.
"Where Abby is going to hide Foxface's Body."Shadda replied.
"You killed her?" Katniss squealed.
"Not yet." Abby said curtly.
"Oh." Katniss said. "hey Shadda."
"Hey Katniss."
"Sup Katniss." Abby said.
"Sup." She replied.
"Helloo"
"Hello"
"Hello"
"Hello"
"Hello Katniss." Peeta and Cato said in unison.
"Excellent work, gentleman." Shadda applauded. Katniss snickered.
"Thank you, thank you very much." Cato said, Imitating Elvis Presley.
" Whatever, Elvis."
"Oh you know you love it. Or at least love me anyway."Cato said.
"Of course." Shadda replied.