Peter stepped slowly down the cold hardwood steps of his home, he was finally going to see Santa Claus! As he got closer and closer to the bottom of the steps, the ruffling of presents got louder. Peter sat at the very last step of the stairwell as he stared with awe at the red figure with his back turned towards Peter, fetching presents from the brown sack that was nearly twice the size of Santa.
That was when he saw it. Santa pulled out a Call of Duty: Dorito-Mountain Dew Combo Pack(TM) and laid it carefully beside the tree. This took Peter's emotions on a ride as he sprang from hiding, and started towards Santa to give him a big warm hug. He collided with the large fat present giver and put his happy arms around him. Santa stood still, then said "I expected you to come."
Peter was surprised by the voice, he almost recognized it, then his heart sunk. Peter leapt away from the beast as he was turning around, there towered an ogre above Peter, the devil named Shrek.
"This is my swamp" Shrek said, an evil grin stuck to his face. Peter began to run back to the stairs. Passing the large brown sack which he now noticed was stuffed with Santa's dead body. Peter made it nearly twelve feet away before Shrek's pants erupted and his green ogre cock shot out towards Peter, penetrating his virgin ass. Shrek's dick retracted back, pulling Peter back with it. Shrek began fucking Peter deep and hard, Peter crying tears of pain. Peter's ass was being ripped open from the growing Shrekinator. Before long, Shrek said...
"Merry Jizzmas"
Exposions of jizz shot Peter across the room. He laid there covered in jizz and his bottom torso gone, he died. Shrek kissed his forehead and flew out through his chimney.
CHAPTER 1 WRITTEN BY JAKE GEHL AND EDITED BY MLGcumSHOT