Redbat: Before you read this you must be aware that I don't own Harry Potter and that I have a weird sense of humor, so it might be depressing, weird or freaky to you but its funny to me. Please R and R. Enjoy!
One day, Harry Potter was practicing the patronus charm. Over and over again he did the charm perfectly. And his stag appeared and disappeared multiple times.
At about the 30th time, Harry had done the charm, his patronus surprisingly spoke.
"Why the heck, do you keep summoning me when there is no danger," spoke the stag.
Harry stared at the stag he was obviously dumbstruck. An awkward silence stretched between them.
"Well? Are you going to answer my question?" asked the stag.
"Uh…well I was just practicing," replied Harry.
"Just Practicing! Did you ever realize that I'm here to protect you?"
"Well I-"
"And you continue to summon me, multiple times out of your stupid, pathetic, little wand! Are you aware that I'll eventually get dizzy and when danger does come I can't help you," the stag interrupted.
"Um…no?" Harry answered uncertainly.
"As I expected, for that I QUIT!" and with that the stag disappeared before Harry could react.
After the stag had left, a dementor appeared. Harry tried desperately to get rid of it with the patronus charm. But, his stag won't show up.
At the end, Harry Potter had died of the dementor's kiss.
DUH DUHHH DUHHHHHHHH!!!
Redbat: yay! Harry died! I wonder what Voldemort would do or if he's dead.
Harry's Ghost: you know death isn't that bad.
Redbat: ok…well please review!