One day Germany was jogging down the street and he fell down fifty six flights of stairs. Then a cute adorable little puppy walked up to him and gave him a blow job. Italy saw him and the puppy so he called on an unconscious Germany and as soon as Germany woke up, he put his dick in the puppy. BECAUSE HE'S GERMANY GOD DAMMIT!Germany yelled German gibberish ("You magnificent greasy cock goblin!", but in German) at the dog as his massive COCKPENIS erupted in an array of colourful semen. Twas a delightful German Sparkle Orgy. Italy was mesmerized by the rainbow that flowed endlessly out of Germany's dick and now out of the dog's ass. But Italy didn't have any time to wonder at the magnificent German cock because he was being veraciously fucked up the ass by Spain, who had Romano's dick in his ass. But only the dick. Nothing else was even present at that moment in time. Somewhere in the background, Romano was running around in the nude, screaming at the top of his Italian lungs.
"Holy Crapolla! What happened to my beautiful South Italy?" Romano yelled, clutching his lower regions where his dick would have been had Spain not cut it off and jammed it up his asshole like a fleshy tomato flavoured dildo. In a bush not far away from the orgy and the Screaming Italian, Hungary hid, snickering, with a video camera. She and France watched the orgasmic mayhem whilst getting, as the French would saym Le Laid by thousand upon thousands of Canadian Dickmooses.
In the midst of all the sexual craziness, a bushy-browed Brit in a suit sat in a coffee shop with a cup of tea and a acrazy American begging for a piece of his choice ass. The aforementioned American was sitting across from the Brit, wearing nothing but a Union Jack wife beater, a hot pink pair of assless chaps and a cowboy hat covering his STRONG boner. A tiny gray alien slipped into the American's shirt and started to play with his nipples. England licked his lips in anticipation, watching Karkat Vantas fondle the American's stiffening red, white, and blue nipples, not even taking the time to think about why America's nipples were so oddly discoloured, why this alien thing with nubby horns was having so much fun with said nipples, or why it was so oddly erotic to him. Everyone in the coffee shop stared lustfully at them, including Terezi Pyrope who, although she could not actually see it, could smell the sexual sexiness going on. England, getting fed up with the lack of love his hand was giving him, leaped over the table and attempted to fuck Alfred, but accidentally fucked Karkat instead. Somehow, their little orgy-threesome-thing made its way outside and assimilated into the much larger orgy. There was semen everywhere!
Everyone moaned quite loudly, having already reached their 50th orgasm except for Greece because he had only just reached his first orgams due to his amazing SEX APPEAL. Also due to his SEX APPEAL, Greece came in one load more than everyone else ther COMBINED.
And that, Andrew Hussie, is how you were born.
The End