Harry loved Hermione to the point sticking his leg up (if you know what I mean) every time he thinks
About time got out of that toilet, I thought you had drowned you were in there for so long. In fact it was so long that I decided to change partners for our yoga classes, my new partner is Voldemort, and he has lovely blue tight tights
That he had to eat a vegemite sandwich to feel better about his fat bottom. I mean, I know Voldy took yogalaties and jazzercise, but it just didn't
Help the house elves get down from that tree!!! I think I saw a hippy up there trying to sell them drugs! You better help them or else
I'll boil you up and feed you to…to…buckbeak!" screamed Mrs. Weasley to Ronald. "Now go and fetch
Your enormous cockroach is trying to eat Harry Potter!...wait that's a good thing, but I think you should tell him to
Stop eating the jelly as jelly will and jelly does kill the good bacteria in your…ummm…digestive system. I have to go and make
some times you have to let your owls go free so they can make their own mistakes in life, and then they will come crawling back to you, asking for
your biggest nightmare is here Harry! Professor McGonagall
wearing a super man costume, attacking all the muggles and then pretending to be Dumbledore come back from the dead, is not a very responsible thing to do, instead you
should be pink and fluffy! If you can't find the hand cuffs, then I will have to use rope
to Hogwarts we shall travel to look for the hidden cape of the Ruler Of the Galaxy, which has super natural powers that let
you need to go and face your fear of fire, young phoenix, because you will die and not come back in the ashes! And we
don't stop now, I was having such a great time being a witch, but all thing must come to am end I suppose, unlike TV dramas, so farewell and thanks for all the fish.