Cookie Breaks in Battles to the Death?

by window-into-the-past

Just a one-shot Jack of the Village That Never Was not a user name and I wrote. Explains the real reason Roxas left the Organization. Cracfic, reflecting the beleifs of sleep-deprived, sugar-high kids.

Cookie Breaks in Battles to the Death? You've got to be kidding me!

Xemnas parried another blow from the Keyblade master, and sent poor Sora careening into Riku. Then, he took a cookie jar shaped like Elmo's goldfish bowl out from underneath his throne and took out a chocolate milk chug.

"It's time for a cookie break" announced Xemnas, carefully pulling off the milk chug lid. Sora's jaw dropped to the floor in shock.

"Next you're going to be telling me it's story time." snarled Riku, readying Way To Dawn.

"Actually, it is story time. It's taking place in Marluxia's garden, since Larxene said her room was off limits." replied Zexion, summoning his lexicon.

"Can we please continue after that?" growled Sora, crossing his arms.

"No, it's time for laps after that!" said Demyx excitedly.

"I'm not swimming, got it memorized?" Axel smirked, letting a flame form on his finger.

"Will you be done after that?" asked Riku, dreading the answer.

"No, we won't be available for the next ten hours." said Xemnas, pointing to a conveniently placed bulletin board.

11:00-12:00 Cookie break with Xemnas

12:00-1:00 Story Time with Zexion

1:00-2:00 Target Practice with Xigbar

2:00-3:00 Weight Lifting with Lexaeus

3:00-4:00 Kickboxing with Larxene

4:00-5:00 Lap swimming with Demyx

5:00-6:00 Kite flying with Xaldin

6:00-7:00 Daisy Chains with Marluxia

7:00-8:00 Science Lab with Vexen

8:00-9:00 Go fish and I Doubt it with Luxord

9:00-10:00 Star Gazing with Saix

10:00-11:00 Campfire with Axel

"Will you be free after that?" scowled Sora. Suddenly, Roxas appeared.

"That's why I left the organization in the first place." explained Roxas. Sora and Riku sat on the floor and prepared for a long wait.