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Response to someone wondering on the Samanda thread (Gateworld) how Sam knew Jack was afraid of millipedes.
Ambushed
The cry brought Sam running.
'Oh my God! Colonel, I'm so sorry! I thought I heard...sorry!' Blushing furiously, Sam backed away from he sight of her CO caught literally with his pants down.
'Carter! When I said watch my six, I didn't it quite this literally!'
Keeping her back turned, Sam replied 'Sorry Sir. I thought I heard someone cry out.'
'Yes...well...that may have been me.' Judging by the noise of zippers and belt buckle, Sam figured was safe to turn around. Slowly opening one eye she saw with relief that her CO was once again fully dressed, though looking slightly pissed. Bewildered she asked 'What happened Sir? I thought someone...'
Noticing Jacks expression shift from annoyed to uncomfortable...possibly even embarrassed, Sam did a sweep of the clearing. No other people, no irregular plant or animal life. Nothing out of the ordinary, excepting perhaps the squashed pile of slime that must have been some form of insect not too long ago.
Raising an eyebrow she just had to ask.
'Spider, Sir?'
'Millipede.'
'Ah.'