Hello lovely readers! XD So as you can see my other story got removed…for a dumb reason, Oh well I was running out of ideas for it anyway, but not to fear I have thought of a new brilliant idea! WOO XD so without further or due here's the first chapter of "What if?" Enjoyyyyyyyyyy!
What if ninja's had the common technology like we use to today? Would it make their lives as simply as ours or would it be too much of a distraction? These are the questions that haunt me while I'm sleeping at night so I decided to do a study to find out!
Here's how we're gonna do this, I have randomly picked out a couple shinobi's from certain villages, they will have to stay with each other in a house for a couple of months with whatever technology I decide to give them. At the end of each week I will add on to the stuff that I have already given them, hehe, let's get this started shall we?
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Neji, TenTen, and Lee all are sitting in a waiting room, a girl with brown choppy hair and green eyes walks into the room, "Hiya guys! My name is Ai, I will be your observer for this experiment! This is going to be fun, so does anybody have any questions before I take you to where you will be staying?" The girl says looking at each of them.
"How long will we be staying here?" Shikamaru asked.
"A couple months I suppose." The girl says looking at a clipboard that she had in her hands.
"A couple of months?! I only packed enough clothes for about a week!" Ino cries.
"Well, too bad Barbie, you're gonna have to make those clothes last for a while." Ai says as she continues looking at her clipboard.
Ino glares at her, "So, will there be food their?" Choji says as he stuffs another hand full of chips into his mouth.
"All the food you could imagine my friend."
"So, we all have to live together?" Naruto asked.
"Yup! Fun right?"
"Not if you consider the smell of dog fun." Shino says, but nobody heard him.
"Not if you consider the smell of dog fun." Sasuke says.
"HEY! Watch it pretty boy! I could tell Akamaru to shit all over your face right now!" Kiba yells at Sasuke.
"Dafuq Kiba?" Ai says looking at him strangely, he just shrugs and crosses his arms, "Well I could."
"Um, okay then…anymore questions?"
Shino begins to ask a question but is cut off, "Okay no more question then, follow me and I'll show you where you all will be staying!" Ai says as she turns and skips out the door.
Shino twitches, "HahahahaHAHAHAHAH! She ignores me too, HAHAHAHAHAHAH OKAY THEN JUST FORGET ABOUT SHINO! SHINO DOESN'T NEED ANY ATTENTION! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAH!" Shino runs the opposite way from everybody else still laughing like a maniac. "FUCK YOU ALL!"
"Um, is…is he okay?" Sakura asked.
"He'll be fine; he always does this when he doesn't get his way." Kiba says following Ai out the door, the group shrugs and follows Ai and Kiba out the room.
"Here we are guys! Hope you like it!" Ai says as she opens the door and walks in.
"Wow! This place is huge!" Naruto says looking around the house with wide eyes.
"I CALL THIS ROOM!" We hear Ino yell from upstairs, as she yells this everybody else runs of to find a room of their own.
'Damn how'd she get up there that fast, Oh well she is a ninja so yeah.' Ai thinks to herself.
"NO KIBA THIS IS MY ROOM GET THE HELL OUT!" Naruto yells.
"IT'S THE ONLY ROOM LEFT SO IT'S MINE! GO SLEEP OUTSIDE OR SOMETHING!" Kiba yells back.
"YOU'RE THE DOG YOU GO SLEEP OUTSIDE!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT THIS ROOM SO BAD TAKE IT!" The door slams shut, it's quiet for a minute, "…DEAR KAMI WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE THAT!" Naruto starts beating on the door. "KIBA OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR IT SMELLS LIKE RAW EGGS IN HERE, YOU CAN HAVE THE ROOM JUST OPEN THE DOOR!"
"Nope, you said it was your room, so enjoy it." Kiba says as he hold the door in place so Naruto can't get out.
"OPEN THE DOOR!" Naruto yells, "YOU CAN HAVE THIS ROOM I GO SLEEP IN THE BATHROOM FOR KAMI'S SAKE JUST OPEN THE DOOR!"
Kiba opens the door, Naruto runs out making gagging noises, "You bastard! HOW DARE YOU LOCK ME IN A ROOM WITH YOUR FART?" Naruto yells at Kiba, he just shrugs and walks into the room and closes the door, "It really doesn't smell that bad." Kiba says from inside the room.
Once everybody is done choosing their rooms and unpacking they come back downstairs, "So I take it everybody found a room?" Ai says smiling.
They nod, "Okay then let's get this thing started then," She pulls out a box from behind her, "What's in the box?" Sasuke asked.
"Well if you would hold on for a damn sec you could see." Ai answers him.
He puts his hands up, "Well my bad." He says.
"Anyways, here we have cell phones, they are primarily used for communication," Ai says as she passes out IPhones to everyone. "But, we use them for many reason, we use them to keep up with appointments, play games, take pictures and more."
"Why does it only have one button?" TenTen asked pressing it twice, "How can I help you today?" Siri says. "HOLY SHIT! IT TALKS!" TenTen says wide eyed. "Yes, say something back to it." Ai says as she nods her head.
"Like what do I just say hi or what." TenTen asked her.
"Tell her you're hungry." Ai says.
"I'm hungry…"
"I have found 5 restaurants around the location that you are at; would you like me to make reservations for you?" Siri says.
"What's a reservation?"
"It's when you get a table to eat at before you go out to eat so you won't have to wait." Ai says.
"Oh, then no don't make reservations." TenTen says.
"This thing is awesome!" TenTen says as she continues to talk to Siri.
"Can my thingy talk like that too?" Naruto asked.
"Yup all of your phones can talk to, just press the button twice." Ai says.
"What button?" Neji asked, "Uh, the only button on the phone, Neji." Ai says sweat dropping.
"Where is it?" He asked, "It right there Neji! How could you not see that?" TenTen asked him.
"Oh that button, okay." He says.
"Okay well you guys have fun with those! I'll be back tomorrow to teach you guys some new things about it." Ai says turning to walk out the door. She looks back at them; they were all glued to their new phones.
SO, did you like it, sorry the ending sucked I couldn't think of anything else. DX But review and tell me whatcha thought about it! XD I promise next chapter will be funnier and everybody who didn't say anything they will, it's just that I'm trying to babysit 3 kids and write this at the same time. DX kids man, their annoying . but anyways review please! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE XOXOXOXO!