-1Author's note: This is a Hogwarts parody to Weird Al's "Barneys on Fire." This will also be in Harry Potter 7:the true story. Harry and his friends get tired of Draco making fun of them so the decide to make fun of him while doing something he can't: SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dracos on Fire
It happened one day in the charms classroom,
While dancing around like a crazy loon.
The blonde monstrosity was waving his arms,
We were falling victim to his evil charms.
He brushed against a candle and he started to smoke,
And now we're all laughing at the Malfoy boy choke.
Oh boy! Dracos on fire!
It's what we've always desired!
Won't you help as fan the flam higher?
Don't you try to put him out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blonde hair was flying ashes everywhere,
And all of the classroom continued to stare.
He threw himself violently against the wall,
He fell to his knees and he tired to crawl away.
Oh boy! Dracos on fore!
It's always been our secret desired!
We'll help the flames burn brighter!
Don't you try to put him out!
(Music)
Dracos no longer ignited,
We're feeling somewhat slighted.
He's laying in a heap on the floor,
We poke him with a stick 'cause we had to be sure he was
DEAD!!!!!!!!!